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Doing the "Okie Pookie" Ch. 01

by Alexis661 on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

I recently got one of those "state" emails. You know the ones; They all begin with, "you know you are [insert your state name and appropriate ending] if:" Now, for a person who lives in these states, your state, they are pretty funny and for the most part true. Well, now that I have moved to and from Oklahoma, (where the wind comes whipping down the plains)...

The First Time I had the Buttsex

by newamba on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

There was this European girl I met while I was sunbathing in South Beach. Probably somewhere in her early twenties, she had shoulder length wavy blond hair, sparkly blue eyes, creamy white skin, and rosy cheeks that had a small smattering of freckles. She stood a leggy 5-6, and her body was the definition of tight, somewhat athletic but not too muscular, wit...

Kicking and Screaming Ch. 03

by SevMax2 on Jul 20, 2020
Loving Wives

"So, it's done now. The divorce is final. And you can marry Consuela now. A smart choice, I might add. Just not one that most men in my experience would have made. You're a rare fellow, Jack Jackson. Incidentally, where the 'Jack' come from, anyway? It's not your legal name, and as your wife, I definitely noticed," Jill commented on the notice that we both r...

Lovers and Friends Ch. 01

by Anas_desire on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Series 4 Lovers & Friends Chp. 01 It was a warm summer day, so I decided to stay at home instead of going to a party my college friends were throwing.After closing my front door I headed straight up to my room. As I walked toward my desk to check my messages I heard my cell phone ring, but I ignored the call. The first message I heared was Mi'Shandra, apo...

First Time at the Frat House

by Gudzinya on Sep 16, 2017
First Time

"Tony," yelled Brian. "Come over here." From across the crowded frat house basement, I hear Brian call and walked over through the crowd. The crowd was thinning though. It was 1:30 in the morning, and even though it was a Friday night, some people were heading out early since the next night was a themed party and everyone knew they'd be back and out until a...

Aboriginal Princess of Winnipeg

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Brandon Clark is the name, and I'm a young black man living in the City of Winnipeg, Manitoba. My parents Jeffrey and Raquel Clark moved to Manitoba from the island of Jamaica in the late 1980s, and I was actually born in this beautiful land. A lot of people have been talking about race in the province of Manitoba lately, and they mostly weigh on the conflic...

Revisited

by GToast on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

This is a very dark little opus, and fairly short vs what I had originally conceived. (For those of you concerned with such things, I get a lot of inspiration from dreams and those just-before-sleep / just-before-waking periods. This is in Loving Wives because that's where many such stories go; but, it has an exceptionally strong Fantasy component. If time...

Turkish Delight

by Alexis661 on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

I walked from the door of the plane, through the white makeshift hallway and into the Dalaman Airport of Turkey. I pushed my sunglasses to the top of my head and readjusted my shoulder bag and took a deep breath. Biting my lip, I glanced to the left, and then the right, looking for the location of the baggage claim. Interpreting the Turkish signs with the...

The Mistress Ch. 01

by Emmanjoy on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

1987 He was 19 and I was 18. 2nd Year University was about to wrap up in Apr that year. Our eyes first met when he was passing by our classroom. I was standing by the door. His name was Emman. We smiled at each other and my eyes followed him until he was gone. A voice in me was saying, "Someday you'll be his mistress." Oh, my, how can that be possible? H...

The Little Black Book

by The_Technician on Oct 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

A young man is given a very special Little Black Book by a mysterious Gypsy Fortune Teller. He uses the magical book in an attempt to seduce the office bitch. How that turns out is very interesting. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = WARNING! This warning is possibly not needed for this particular story, but I am including it because it is needed for...