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Anthology

by WFEATHER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, is an interesting concept: write at least 50,000 words in thirty days or less, specifically during the month of November. With an average of 1,666.667 words per day required to remain on track to meet this goal, it truly is a test of quantity over quality. One of my resolutions for 2008 was to "win" NaNoWriMo, despi...

Prabha’s Trainer

by tkoberon on Jun 2, 2020
Interracial Love

Ian unwrapped the sari from her body. "Here let me show you how to fold it properly," she said kindly. She was left standing in her blouse, tight about her bodice, and a pair of pink panties. "Yeah, the student turned teacher," he teased her gently, bringing a chuckle to her throat. He reached around her body and unzipped the blouse allowing it to be peel...

Every day things get better

by jakewolf08 on Apr 22, 2025

Earth is one of my favorite planets, so many people, so much possible chaos yet still... order. Honestly I was surprised how the other deities haven't pulled an apocalypse or ten until now, honor among interdimensional, metaphysical beings I guess. Then again, any time we do mess things up, one of us jumps in to return things to the status quo. But oh my......

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Co-Worker Fantasy Pt. 09

by TheOldLady on May 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

She smiled, excited by the attention. She reread the note "Peaches, I don't wrap things, but I saw this and I was THINKING about you and your train ride" She enjoyed knowing he thought of her when she wasn't around. The box was relatively lightweight and she didn't have any guesses on what could be inside. She shook it a little bit but that didn't help ei...

Excel for Dummies

by simply_cyn on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sean sat down at his computer almost heavily, dreading this part of the assignment in particular. He was never any good with these damned things and now he had to his hard-researched information into an Excel spreadsheet. He hadn't even used this particular program before. This was going to be just fucking great! Sighing, he booted up the machine and flippe...

How to Give Characters Random Names

by cheetah83 on Sep 16, 2017
How To

When I started writing erotic fiction on Literotica a year ago I vowed never to give characters names of people I know. Well, about 10 months and 12 stories later I found out I was out of names. I either didn't know enough names or I knew too many people (I hope it's the latter). So when I exhausted the appelations of my obnoxious flatmates and the mean girl...

Spreadsheet Formulas

by tkoberon on Dec 25, 2019
Erotic Couplings

"That formula has circular references, sweetheart!" my boss told me as I titillated her clitoris with the head of my cock. Oh, so she's more of a vaginal than a clitoral, I thought to myself and changed tack. Is that normal with Indian women, I wondered. I drew out and she seemed to panic. "Vhere are you going?" as she shoved me back in with her hands on m...

Harem Ch. 02

by MyCherryTree on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

Jelena waddled back to her room, drunk on the high of the performance and the constant throbbing pleasure that her newly formed belly was bringing her. Isla was waiting up for her, and greeted her by examining her new bulge. "Very impressive," she said pushing her own soft belly against Jelena's. "The only other time I've seen a virgin excel like this was...

My Hidden Talent

by Bakeboss on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

All my life I've searched for that one thing I'm good at and then to launch my career using that hidden talent. I definitely have been a 'Jack of all trades and master of none' my whole life. My father always told me that practice makes perfect and I believed him, it was just I searched for a natural talent of some kind and when I found it then I always thou...

Somali Vampire Family Saga Ch. 02

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

The Vampire Raoul Wahid screamed painfully as I thrust my stake through his heart, and within seconds he crumbled into a pile of dust. Like all newbies Raoul was aggressive, vicious and utterly convinced of his own invincibility. That's why it took me all of five minutes to slay him. Freshly risen from the grave, he went to a movie theater and tried to prey...