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How to Write Romance

by MarshAlien on Sep 1, 2017
How To

My name is Marsh Alien, and I am a Romance writer, and I have a problem. "Hello, Marsh Alien." Yeah, yeah. Anyway, in "How to Break the Literotica Toplist, an entry in Literotica's How-To Contest, Tink4Fairy debuted with a work describing the best ways to reach the top-rated lists in each of the site's categories. The Romance category included the followi...

Anthology

by WFEATHER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, is an interesting concept: write at least 50,000 words in thirty days or less, specifically during the month of November. With an average of 1,666.667 words per day required to remain on track to meet this goal, it truly is a test of quantity over quality. One of my resolutions for 2008 was to "win" NaNoWriMo, despi...

Tips for Amateur Writers

by sobstory on Sep 13, 2017
How To

Little-Known Yet Somehow Obvious Tips For Writers I my experience as both an editor and a writer, I have come across some very common, but little-known, stylistic errors. One thing that most people don't seem to understand is how to transform everyday, hum-drum, blah writing into something enjoyable. Most often, the major problems with a story's readabi...

How to Survive Survivor: Tracking Scores

by SunrockSin on Sep 1, 2017
How To

The Survivor Contest is one of the more controversial aspects of Literotica with many writers vehemently opposing the contest, many others simply oblivious to it, many interested enough to give it a try and some so vested in the competition they will spend hours arguing over it in the forums. Of the many positive and negative aspects of the game, one of the...

Co-Worker Fantasy Pt. 09

by TheOldLady on May 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

She smiled, excited by the attention. She reread the note "Peaches, I don't wrap things, but I saw this and I was THINKING about you and your train ride" She enjoyed knowing he thought of her when she wasn't around. The box was relatively lightweight and she didn't have any guesses on what could be inside. She shook it a little bit but that didn't help ei...

How to Give Characters Random Names

by cheetah83 on Sep 16, 2017
How To

When I started writing erotic fiction on Literotica a year ago I vowed never to give characters names of people I know. Well, about 10 months and 12 stories later I found out I was out of names. I either didn't know enough names or I knew too many people (I hope it's the latter). So when I exhausted the appelations of my obnoxious flatmates and the mean girl...

Audition Ch. 01: Deidre

by craigool on Jul 13, 2020
BDSM

BDSM -- Young black woman seeks older white master [Author's notes: Warning! This is a BDSM sex story. There are strong Dominance and Submission themes in this story. There are strong interracial themes in this story. This story has substantial male/female and female/female sexual contact. This hopefully will be hot enough to be a whack off story for the pe...

Cross Country

by Ashson on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I'm a teacher. This was my first year teaching at Lawndale High. My first year teaching at any school, for that matter, but you have to start somewhere. So the big mid-year event came as a nasty surprise. It turned out that it was tradition that Lawndale High held a cross-country run each year. Attendance compulsory. That was fine by me. Gets the students o...

The Alpha Gender Ch. 11

by Mikethe3DGuy2 on Jul 13, 2020
Fetish

Note to the Reader: You will find a small amount of dialogue in French. Please use Google translate or similar tool to translate this if you (like me!) don't understand French. Thank you! Little of what Nina said surprises you, except for the news about her impending partnership and the fact that she actually has the financial means to make a two-million-do...

My Hidden Talent

by Bakeboss on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

All my life I've searched for that one thing I'm good at and then to launch my career using that hidden talent. I definitely have been a 'Jack of all trades and master of none' my whole life. My father always told me that practice makes perfect and I believed him, it was just I searched for a natural talent of some kind and when I found it then I always thou...