This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
On the surface, Silent Hill, Maine is what could be considered an archetypal, peaceful, New England tourist town for relaxation. Chiefest among its industries are tourism and, to a lesser extent, agriculture. A small town with a population below 30,000, its key industry, tourism, is in a state of steady decline. Now, it's more a small, rural retirement town....
"Look, man. I already promised the song to Iggy Azalea. I'd look like a complete fool if I reneged on the deal. Plus it's bad for business!" There I was. In my studio, on the phone with Nicki Minajs' manager. The guy was very persistent to say the least. Calling me at least 5 times a day, begging me to let Nicki use this amazing beat I produced. It was a gu...
My name is Francine Peterson. I'm someone with a very interesting story to share with you. It all began when I started my freshman year at the Northeastern Institute of Technology, a small private school located in the Boston Harbor in Massachusetts. It was the place where I had some amazing adventures and discovered a lot about myself. I'm a five-foot-ten,...
My name is Amelia Barnes and by my own admittance, I am an ugly chick. I stand six feet two inches tall, decidedly heavyset and weigh two hundred and ninety eight pounds. My skin is jet-black. My body is thick, my hips are wide and my boobs are huge. And last but not least, I've got a fat ass. A huge and round bubble butt. What they call a ghetto booty down...
Sex And Moonshine Parody Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California... Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever." Everyone erupts into cheers and...
This is a fuck parody... It's a fantasy... It ain't real This takes place in 2012... R. I. P. Chyna "Suck it mom... damn, you're the best cocksucker ever. Mmmmmmmm... I fucking love you slut." "Mmmmmmmm... I love you too baby... and I love this big fucking cock too. I want you to get me pregnant James... knock me up baby. Knock me up good." My mom Kathie...
Contains themes and fetishes, but they're all labelled. Avoid what you want to avoid. Progress may be slower at the moment, as I update my current chapters with my own custom made images. Credit for the fantastic cum edit goes to orcfuta.tumblr.com- check the link out if you like content similar to this, but better. ;) =======================================...
If there is anything that is pretty much guaranteed to get me off, it's the feel of a big black cock buried deep inside my asshole. My name is Patricia "the Big Girl" Bigelow and I absolutely approve this message. Why? Simply because it's true! I've checked it for sexual veracity and accuracy and it meets my standards. This is the story of a certain big beau...
My mother Oprah Winfrey... I'm adopted... my wife Kelly (Kelly Madison)... another wife, mixed pornstar Tyra Moore... another wife Kim Kardashian... my aunt Tracee Ellis Ross. All lined up, side by side, nude, on all fours. Cameras rolling. On the set of my newest porno, BIG TIME SLUTS #42. I make movies... moving on. The giant beer enema bag is brought on...