About a mile from my apartment is a porno theater. It plays hardcore porn films and is as seedy as it gets. Most of the people there are black and Latin men. I'm a petite white guy who has recently started to crossdress. Something about wearing slutty girls clothes makes me really horny. I'd drive past that theater and imagine walking in dressed like a tot...
Halloween was approaching, and Ms. Jiggles could not wait to play dress up. Whenever she showed up to a costume party, women kept a close eye on their boyfriends. She always found that funny since their men would always make their way to her anyway, trying to sneak in some conversation. One Halloween she was dressed as an "Ass Goddess." One person, thought...
THIS IS A FUCKED UP FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL (Massaging Kathie Lee's shoulders)... "You'll do great gorgeous." (Kathie Lee looking stressed out)... "Thank you sweetheart. I know you want the best for me and I know I can do the job, but it's a lot of work... getting back into the groove here." I was encouraging my girlfriend, Dr Kathie Lee Gifford. Her...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real... Unfortunately I was fucking Charlotte Flair after her photoshoot. She was covered in blue and gold body paint. I was ass pounding her on my desk, after already drilling her big, fake tits and sweet pussy. My wife, Stephanie McMahon was downstairs in our basement, filming Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka... Or my assistant S...
For the next two months, Devon and Ms. Johnson were having sex on the regular. Devon never thought these days would come. He was a self-confessed ass man, and couldn't resist Ms. Johnson's sexual prowess. He usually fucked her in the doggy-style position, just to see her big, jello-like ass bounce and slap off of him. Devon kept to his word and moved in his...
The name is Franklin Perez Bronson. A tall, good-looking, brown-skinned young man of African-American and Hispanic descent. I'm a Criminal Justice student at Boston College, a first-rate sexual adventurer and an aspiring urban fiction writer. I'm here to tell you about one of the best weekends of my life. The kind that other people can only dream of. Steamie...
THIS IS A TWO PART XL EDITION PIMPED OUT FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL Our Greenwich Mansion... Basement Pool/Gratto Watching Stephanie... my bitch has such a hot fuckin' body. Watching my wife Stephanie McMahon swim in our huge indoor, heated pool. Got a hardon. Wiggling it at her from my lounger. She grins, blowing me a huge kiss, licking those kisstastic...
Pure Pleasure Parody "Are you gonna be in San Francisco long?" Nancy Pelosi asks... putting her diamond earrings back on. I finish my rum and coke...still in bed. Nancy's on the other side, fully dressed... red pantsuit, beige blouse and heels. "Nah... just here for you. I made a special trip for you." "Awww...that's sweet. Thank you James. I know how po...
This is a fuck parody series... Maybe offensive... But not real Series Theme : I'm the trashiest white motherfucker (literally) out there... And I have a huge sweet tooth... I love chocolate... I love black pussy... My adopted mother is Oprah Winfrey... I'm the sleaziest fuck freak on earth... Sex drugs and freaky shit is my motto Phone's ringing... Still...
This is a perverted sleazy fucktastic parody series... It ain't real Stars Of This Story : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Beyonce (Herself) Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) Professor Gaia (Herself) Christy Canyon (Herself) "Babe, will you and Beyonce please go to the Adult Convention in San Diego with Spence and try to help...