A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
THIS IS A PIMPED OUT FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL It was the last day of my Jersey Shore vacation. The weather was great, 80 degrees and sunny. I was on the deck of my rental place, relaxing with my girl, Jwoww. She was topless sunbathing, a hot pink thong on and nothing else, except designer shades. She had her right hand in my swim trunks, slowly.....
While Tyra is filming her scene with Spence, I'm relaxing in my bedroom with two of my all time favorite sugar mamas, Oprah Winfrey and her best friend Gayle King. I have some rich chicks that like to take care of me, so I let em... and I take care of them with my fat ass cock. It's a mutually beneficial relationship. Oprah bought me a Bentley last time so...
This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
"Oh yeahhhhh. Do me good, sweetheart. Sexy man with the big, beautiful cock. Mmmmmmmmm. I'M BETTY FUCKING WHITE, BITCHES!" Gotta love my dear, horny ass friend Betty White. I'm loving her riding... grinding, and bouncing on... my fat dick right about now, for sure. She's an old... no pun intended... friend of the family. My bedroom is rockin with the sweet s...
Twisted Depraved Fuck Parody Series *Where is this guy? He's an hour late." "I don't know Katie. Just start the introduction to the interview and maybe he'll show up." *Whatever... Hello everyone... I'm Katie Couric. I'm here to interview a man called The Most Controversial Person is Entertainment. He's also been called quite a few other... even harsher n...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003 I had a pretty normal day for me...
Depraved Fuck Parody "Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?" "Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat." "Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby." "FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...
Fuck Parody Episode 01 : Finding James "Where do we find this fucking guy?" "I have a source that said, check out this bar... so... let's try here." "Whatever... I mean, what's so great about this guy? We're jumping through hoops for this guy... he better be worth it. He's a pervert and an ex con... why in the hell do the higher ups wanna do this? There'...
Enjoy! "Yes! I won!" I shouted aloud, dancing around my room. I was just days away from meeting Brazilian singer, Priscilla Bunda. She has taken the music world by storm, and anytime you mentioned her, you had to mention her huge butt. Her website had a contest for her fans, so a fan can spend a full day with her. Now, I was not the biggest Priscilla Bund...