This is a fuck parody... It ain't real Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip aroun...
"Man... James... you've got the life, dude." "This I know, my friend... this I know." My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt. "Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to ta...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
The name is Henry Bateaux and I'm a six-foot-four, big and chubby young black gentleman of Haitian descent currently enrolled in the Criminal Justice program at the prestigious Hancock University, in the city of Weymouth, Massachusetts. This is the story of how I met my lovely girlfriend and fellow Haitian-American student-athlete, Natalie Jane Saint-Preux....
There is nothing quite like it in the world. Trust me on that one. What am I talking about? I'll get to that shortly. The tight asshole of a big-booty, chubby white woman expanding because a big black cock is penetrating it. Yeah, small wonder I am addicted to it. My name is Jason Waller, a six-foot-one, slim black man of Haitian and African-American descent...
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!! WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
The name is David Stebbins and I'm a tall, good-looking black man living in the city of Ashland, Massachusetts. I'm currently a student at the Ashland Institute of Technology, better known as Ashland Tech. By day, I attend my classes and work out along with the other football players in the Athletic Complex. By night, I lead a life like no other with my favo...
It's always a good thing to take a vacation. I ought to know, I take many of them every year. My name is Ramon Stefan Costa and I'm the Vice President of Special Projects at Costa Enterprises, a multi-billion-dollar, high-tech gadget manufacturing company. We have branches in Los Angeles, Boston, New York, Las Vegas and San Francisco. And we're quickly expan...
Her name was Glenda Johnson, but the neighborhood knew her as "Ms. Jiggles." She was one of those women that you fantasized about when you were young. All the boys had a crush on her. "Hey boys!" she would tease when we passed her yard. We always responded with respect, even though we wanted to fuck that pussy senseless. In her mid 40's, she was very attra...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY AND FREAKY PORN PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE...