I am constantly traveling. The work I do keeps me on the road all the time. Here I was in San Antonio. I was staying at the Omni Hotel, sitting on the corner stool at the lobby bar, having a beer and watching the basketball game. It was a quiet weeknight and there were maybe 15 people in small groups around the bar or scattered amongst the little bar tables....
Fucked up fuck Parody Alert Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
The water was cold and refreshing, the air around me smelled of fresh heather and the earth. My svelte young body tingled with pleasure and the cool breeze lifted my long, red hair, teasing and playing it while it stiffened my nipples into hard points. I had happened upon this quiet spot on the shore of the lake on one of my many long walks. The lake was be...
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS FICTION *** Rachael Ray was sitting in her dressing room drinking herbal tea and trying to recover from her hangover. She was up late partying the night before in the Hamptons. It was an exclusive, private party with a unique twist. It was a bondage orgy party. You see Rachael is not only the Queen Of Mean, but she...
Older BBW & Hung Red Head Trans Girl. If Sexy Feet and BBW's turn you off do not read this story. *** My name is Jill and I am a blonde 55 year old widow living in Las Vegas, Nevada. I stand 5'11" tall and wear a size 16-18 dress. I look much younger than my age and most people think I am about 40. My thick tall body is a golden brown 190 pounds of muscl...
At the last minute the evening before, she found out that she had to fly cross country for an important meeting with a client. She was actually thrilled; because that meant an over night trip, and perhaps she could visit her old lover while she was in town. Her meetings finished up just after noon, and she texted him letting him know she was in town and wan...
Michelle and I had run into each other a few times on one of the local jogging trails so decided to meet up there the next weekend. We picked a time and place on the trail that was wooded with some trails into the woods. I had used them a few times in the past to take a piss so was familiar with them. They were private with a few grassy areas we could use. I...
It was a winter Sunday. As usual my wife Pamela went out for a shopping after lunch. In first three years of our marriage, we used to have very absorbing afternoon coition every Sunday. But with the time, it became a routine. So we lost interest. Now a days I never felt fucking Pam on Sunday afternoon. Neither Pam was interested to get fucked as a matter of...
Part 6. The Next Level. Circa 2006 In the four-year span since first introducing Amy to a single big toy, her once tiny pussy had gone through an impressive transformation. My plan to get her hooked on huge dildos had worked better than I ever imagined it would, and had maybe even gotten a little out of control. Why would someone want their sexy wife cons...
THIS IS FICTION...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS A PARODY *** It was my first day on my new job. My name is Dick. I'm a producer, and I was hired by NBC execs to turn around the ratings of Megyn Kelly Today. I've been in the producing biz for awhile and I've worked with numerous shows over the years. The network heads brought me in to help Megyn's show because, af...