This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series starring Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb... It's about them spicing up their show with a new segment, Sex Talk... This segment's guests are Tyra Banks and Serena Williams, along with a Special Guest... Enjoy *** I was sitting on the couch, in my sexy ass girlfriend, Kathie Lee Gifford's, dressing ro...
*** "She shone like the sun in those days Whispered things into my head Now I lie cold in my cell Kissing pills to keep me sane" Spiritual Beggars *** It was already evening by the time I returned to our cabin, the ship was docking at the pier. Tried the handle a couple of times, was a bit relived to find the door still locked. Took the key from my po...
We moved into a trailer count due to the medical bills we have with mom's problems. I'm their only kid and I think dad thinks its all my fault that mom is having problems cause I guess it started when she give birth to me or so dad says. Next door there's a woman in her mid 30s and her son I have seen around. She's dam good looking for a white broad but her...
I have always been a shy person, with little confidence and was a bit of a nerd. After my freshman year, I ended living with my my uncle. He would often travel a lot, so I had to stay at my neighbors, I even had a dedicated room, it was like my second home. The only thing that was weird was about them is that had strange fruit and chips that there daughter a...
Larry Higgs was excited on this particular Friday afternoon. He was leaving for the school's annual social integration trip. His bags were packed, the bus loaded, and all that remained was for the other students to load themselves up. Every year the school organized a weeklong road trip in order to promote the socialization between the fellow students. Of co...
You wake up. You just lay in bed anxiety washing over you as you stare at the ceiling. What are you going to do? The indecision is crippling, the prom is coming up and you don't have a date yet! What's next? Dave Baxter Chloe Nass Dutch Deiman Anna Harbrook Merum Moxi Owen Frentis James Davis What's next? Dave Baxter Chloe Nass Dutch Deiman Anna Harbrook...
(MF, gang) Just before she left her apartment for her afternoon shift at the Cheesecake Factory, three days after Christmas, Penny received a cryptic text message from her boyfriend Leonard: "please take a change of old clothes, and I will pick you up at the restaurant after your shift ; ) ." She had no idea what he had in mind, but knew there was not anoth...
Jimmy Cobweb is not your typical 18 yr old senior male. He was a total nerd. A skinny, tall, red head with freckles all over his face and body. He wore soda bottle looking glasses with the tape in the middle to hold them together,high water ass crack tight jeans and a white dress shirt with a large rocket ship on the front and a pocket protector with pencils...
The Life and Hard Times of Eugene the Nerd Part One: Becoming a Man ***** Eugene was a nerd. He was a nerd from his first day in school as a youngster. School came easy for Eugene. He made straight As his entire time in school. He loved nothing more than to read and learn, and spent all of his free time reading and studying. Eugene was almost devoid of a...
This story follows a large collection of characters, whose names can be changed if you’d like. Guys: Average Joe- Joe Joe is a regular guy, always middle of the road on about everything. He has short, brown hair, a medium build, and is reasonably attractive. Dealer- Jake Jake only works at Jimmy’s BBQ as a cover, so his family won’t ask him where he gets all...