I hate airports. Glazed eyes, body odor, travel-zombies trudging about glancing at their boarding passes over and over again, the information apparently never penetrating into their brains. The food is expensive and always sub-par, the whole place smells like canned air and, mystifyingly, cigarettes, despite the smoking areas being sealed off away from the g...
"Aw, c'mon man, fuck that! I shot him point blank right in the freaking head and somehow he still knifed me in the gut. Fucking hackers man. Fucking ten-year-old hackers!" Alan Rogan was glued to his TV, screaming through a fierce game of Call of Duty when he heard his family's doorbell ring. As always, he ignored it and hoped his mom would take care of it....
THIS STORY IS PURELY BULLSHIT FICTION, EVEN MORE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE, SOME MAY FIND IT HOMOEROTIC. IT IS INTENDED ONLY FOR MATURE, OPEN MINDED READERS The Life and Hard Times of Eugene the Nerd Part Two: Shaping Up ***** Eugene's world was from now on, since his humiliating initiation experience, profoundly changed. Eugene had been very emotionally, pe...
Fictional story about fictional characters. (MF, oral, anal) * Penny was almost immediately depressed. She had just said "good bye" to her neighbor, Leonard, and watched him join his fellow nerds on a three-month scientific adventure to the North Pole. As soon as she had closed her apartment door Penny had come to the surprising sudden realization that...
This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my girl, Katie Couric. She's so fucking sexy and she fucking knows it. She was wearing a gray silk robe and white stripper pumps... and nothing else. She had her robe open, playing with her gorgeous C cup tits for me. I was taking pictures and uploading them to Instagram. I love showing off my girl and her...
Alan was a pocket protector-wearing virgin nerd who cherishes playing videogames two weeks ago. When Monday morning came along and school was about to begin, he was still a pocket protector-wearing nerd who loves to play videogames but a virgin no longer and the entire school knew his secret. Apparently, some of his schoolmates saw the webcam show he did las...
Alan pulled up into his driveway and immediately got a text from Tiffany; "Can't wait another day. Need some of that big dick right now! Rents are still home, so head up to Motel 8 and ask for room #4. I'll be alone. xoxo" Alan was surprised by the sudden invitation. His cock got rock-hard flashing back to visualizing Tiffany's butter-face and braces soake...
REVENGE OF THE LAB NERD. Her legs felt like Jell-O as she walked down the hallway of the Hoover building heading for the elevator. For the first time in the past hour she was calm. The nagging, burning ache between her legs had settled down to an annoying itch. What the hell was wrong with her? She never acted like this. She had just had the most severe fu...
The next day was Friday, and I was dreading going into work to face Kevin, the 18 year old ginger nerd who'd seen me at the 'dog show' yesterday. I knew that my days of taking the piss of him at work were over and that he was going to seek his revenge. After the show yesterday, my 'owner' had got his clippers out and shaved my head so that my surfer style bl...
Shoot. This stuff feels really good. I smiled to myself as my girlfriend Judy Anne Henriksen worked her strap-on dildo deep into my asshole. I stroked my nine-inch Black cock as my sexy, blonde-haired girlfriend fucked me in the ass. Judy smiled fiercely as she slammed her dildo deeper inside of me. Hot damn. Now this is some seriously kinky stuff. And you k...