THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY AND FREAKY PORN PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE...
My name is Sarah, I had just turned nineteen last July when the only boyfriend I'd ever had dumped me out of the blue. Turned out he was seeing someone else behind my back. Bastard! This put me in a bit of a funk and to stop myself thinking about it I threw myself into my studies. I was as busy as I wanted to be working on my degree so four months passed wi...
Note. To those following our journey, and paying attention, I somehow accidentally uploaded part 8 last time, skipping an entire 2 years of our stretching adventure. Below is the missing section which links part 6 to part 7, which is actually part 8. The story should make more sense now. Part 7. The Point of No Return. ***** Circa 2008 Since that fatefu...
For the past few months, Patti has been teasing me about her friend Julie, telling me that Julie's husband has been bringing home several different black men to meet Julie. I told Patti he must be doing that because Julie liked big black guys, and Patti agreed, knowing that Julie and Dave, the black custodian at work, were always hanging around together. I t...
Circa 2002 It's funny how a few key moments in life can lead to a whole turn of events that alter the course forever. You would never think something as minor as the introduction of a sex toy would be the nail lost from the horseshoe. I believe that getting Amy into sex toys, and me encouraging her to use them, was one of those key moments. Over our time l...
This story is partially true. A few years ago I was stationed overseas in the Air Force. I was 21, and although I had more than my pick of men on the base, I remained mostly aloof. I had seen too many girls get a "reputation" for going out with too many men, and I was determined to leave with my "good girl" image intact. There was one guy in particular, tho...
It was a warm summer day and had spent the afternoon at the marina, working and playing and was very much looking forward to seeing my lovers face and feeing her close to me. We had been together a year now and had both found everything we had searched for in one another. Our love together had made each of our past disappointments well worth it and I missed...
My friend West and I were in the copying room, scaring pictures of our asses on the copiers. I couldn't help with all the laughing and joking and stuff, but to look down and see that my black friend West had an enormous dick. It didn't even look hard but just hung down with a pair of orange sized balls underneath. I wasn't gay or anything. I've just never se...
Steph and I have been married for more years than I care to remember. It's not derogatory my statement, just that my life without her doesn't exist as we have literally done everything together. We not only have a strong loving relationship, but we have until recently, had the most fantastic sex life. In the early years of our marriage, we both took part in...
Shawn was missing from the 9th episode of Basement Sluts because he was off on an assignment for the 11th episode. Sage, Josh's sister, had invited Shawn back to Washington for a "special slumber party" with Tiffany, herself, and two other female friends of theirs. Shawn was happy to be invited back to score with Sage and Tiffany again and also to break in t...