"It all began yesterday when I was heading to school... That's when I met Cuppy, and he started harassing me about becoming a magical girl." "Interesting. Tell me more about this... Cuppy." "I'm right here, you know!" Miharu was lying on her bed, hands on her stomach, with her red-headed friend Carrie sitting cross-legged on a chair next to her, notepad i...
Elizabeth Moore closed and latched the door to her compartment, stowed her bags away overhead and settled into the seat. Glancing out the train window, she noted the cold gray drizzle that hung over the cityscape like one of Whistler's fogs, and reflected that an uneventful train journey was not an unpleasant prospect. She leaned back against the cushion, he...
Life was becoming a living hell. My marriage had been falling apart for years and, for one reason or another, neither my wife nor I would get out. It wasn't because of the kids; because we didn't have any -- we just had our own personal reasons. Several friends decided to try and brighten my spirits and took me out to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, taking me...
It's really a strange thing, how you can live in an apartment and go for months without ever meeting your neighbors. Yeah, you see them in the hall, maybe the lobby, and exchange a few words here and there, but you rarely ever make what you could call a 'connection'. I lived in apartment 409, in one of those trendy downtown apartments for a year before I act...
Slowly Shedding That Silky Thong: Blue Christmas in Tennessee by Buck Maelstrom, M.D. and Miss Manners With a Whip On the old radio, Elvis was singing about a blue Christmas. Joe opened the window to get some fresh air and gazed through the open window at the rain. It was December, and he turned up the collar of his flannel-lined denim jacket against the c...
Nathan found Kevin at a small table in the rear of the bar, slugging back a beer. He approached the table, stood for a moment and waited for acknowledgement. After a few minutes, Kevin looked up at him, his eyes red and glassy. “May I sit down?” Kevin gestured for him to sit and Nathan took a chair, his eyes on the young man. “Are you all right?” “No!” Kev...
Yawning, Heather triple checked the plan for the run later, while drinking wonderfully hot hazelnut coffee out of her favorite pig mug. The target was going to be at the Starbucks at exactly 7:45pm, as he had done every Saturday for the past 7 years, where he will order his usual: a low-fat skim milk caramel-macchiato with exactly 1 and a quarter inches of w...
Star Date: 3004: "I am the Captain of the first all Female Crew of a Starship. We are winding up our 4-year mission of space travel. Our mission was to establish contact with as many alien life forms as possible to invite to become a member of our Federation." "My First Officer Val, although a Vulcan, has been an invaluable asset during this mission. The com...
My inspiration for this spoof (am I giving too much away?) is any one of the excellent nasty stories written by C.D.E. A good example is, "Accidents Will Happen" Read C.D.E. for fun, even though you don't have to have read his stories to enjoy this one (I hope). * * * * * We open on a typical scene of newlywed domestic bliss. A well-endowed, thirty-somethi...
Author's note: Usual disclaimers apply, but a little looking online will prove that the bladeplay pics mentioned here do exist. The camera's operator is largely a creature of my imagination, even if there is something of an old acquaintance in her. * "Oh, you like having hard things in your mouth, you fucking slut?" Lindsay Lohan grinned for the camera,...