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How To Break the Literotica Toplist

by Tink4Fairy on Sep 11, 2017
How To

Have you ever wondered why some authors seem more popular than others? Why do some stories get so many views and votes, while others languish without the hope of a little red "H"? Why does it seem easier to get into the toplists in some categories but impossible in others? Is there some secret formula for writing a popular story? Yes, actually, there is—at...

Starship Traveler Ch. 01

by Xantu on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Starship Traveler: Chapter One: The abduction XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The voice was deep and compelling, "Revekah, wake up." She twisted and mumbled in protest. The dream was too good to turn away from. She was making love to her husband. She could not remember seeing his face so clearly in a dream in years. She did not want to lose that picture in her mind again...

Pimp Your PCs

by sarahhh on Sep 12, 2017
How To

Author's Note: This is NOT a "How-to" pertaining to Kegel exercises for strengthening PC muscles. No, it is a "How-to" regarding how to generate "quality" Public Comments (PCs) on your stories. James R. Scouries, Esq., that esteemed Literotica author who writes under the name "scouries" has indicated that I am "Author of more 100+ comment stories than anyone...

No Brave Nude World Pt. 02

by JackandJilldo on Jul 13, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

How could I explain humor to Thera? I wanted to make her laugh, but now I was a little uncertain how to do it. I still couldn't believe that first of all, she wanted dinner and sex (what a perfect date back on Terra), but she was looking to maybe have a child with me as well? What a perfect way to begin my vacation! "Hello Jack!" she greeted me with a smile...

The Thrustmaster

by VioletWinters on Jul 25, 2016
Humor & Satire

Many men have strived to achieve the title of Thrustmaster. You are one of those men. You arrive on stage and see a beautiful woman laying naked on a table in front of you. You have worked your whole life to get here. Do you have the stamina? Do you have what it takes? Press "Start Game," on the right and find out.What's next? Insert your penis...

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Revenge of the Nerd Ch. 54

by rpsuch on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

I left for Jeff's at noon. I said, "See you later," as I headed for the door. "Wait a second, Ashley," my mother called. "I know. I'm going there now," I said. My father had an annoyed look on his face. Good. I wanted to spend time with the rest of the family. Pissing off my father was just a bonus. Harri and Sam gushed over their trip. Sam was excited...

Vibration Platform Fitness Machine

by Adorable Laura on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Dear Sirs, A few months ago my husband and I looked at all different brands of the vibration platform physical fitness machines displayed at a Baby Boomer Show. After testing all of the exercise positions shown on the visual guide (particularly the sitting ones), I decided that the smaller machine suited my personal requirements the best. I particularly lik...

Women are Like Restaurants

by eightballbum on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is the first story I have written in this category. It's something that jumped into my head and I thought I would write it down. My hope is that at least a few of you find it amusing. Bear in mind, this is posted in the humor and satire section. It is a vast departure from my usual fare, and it's doesn't contain any porn either. It is intended for immat...

Spoof: Anal

by Goldeniangel on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Author's Note: Angel and the Bri-Guy are two of my favorite characters that I share with another writer, drksideofthemoon and we write many humor stories about them. I've decided to play with them some more this year, and I hope you enjoy although it's a little different from their previous adventures... and yes, Tonya Teaser will be joining them eventually....