Humor Stories

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Schwanky

by brentcanuck on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

That was what I wanted: schwanky. I thought it would be so cool to treat her to dinner at some classy restaurant where the table clothes reached the floor, the waiters were extremely discreet, and they serve oysters. I figured that this combination, with a liberal helping of fine wine could lead to some wonderful shenanigans under the table as we worked our...

Dulling the Pain Ch. 06

by Feotakahari on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The angel was in heaven. Maria held Manuel close as she kissed his lips, and she felt like she never wanted to let go-- "I can tell your mind's elsewhere," Ida told her, drawing back from her kiss. "I'm sorry," Maria replied, "but you know this would be so much better if Manuel was here." "You and your young love--or before-middle-aged love, at least. Us...

Thunder in the Afternoon

by LeaRN57 on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

It was late morning going into early afternoon, I was horny and knew I was going to have to find a playmate. Maybe I should step back a bit and give an explanation about my situation. My husband and I have been married now for 19 years, and he lost interest in any sexual encounter with me about 17 years ago. Since then I have taken matters into my own hands...

Peace, At Last

by rnumbers123 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

The humor and satire version of a loving wife story. -------- The comment section was full of Roderick's thoughts. Roderick Kaufman, known as "CanSellYou" on the forum, was a prolific writer, and even more prolific critic on the Literotica pages. What really got his goat were the cheating wife stories. He just didn't get them. Why on God's Green Earth woul...

Hammer Me, Baby!

by American_Knowbody on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

My buddy, Khai, the full time surfer and part time dentist, called me the other day. "Hey, man. How's it goin'?" he said when I answered the phone. "Haven't heard from you in a while. Was beginning to think something had happened to you." "Yeah, I guess you could say something happened alright. I remodeled my home." "What?! You're kidding, right?" "Nope....

Time to Make the Donuts

by sbhammer on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Derek truly enjoyed his work. For ten hours a day, six days a week, he baked donuts for a local bakery, and his enthusiasm for his work was unparalleled. Each morning, he strolled into his place of business at 5am with a spring in his step and a smile on his face. None of the other bakers could understand the level of satisfaction he garnered from his job, p...

Your Pokemon Adventure

by Gingoguy on Sep 16, 2014
Humor & Satire

Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Oak! People call me the Pokemon PROF! This world is inhabited by creatures called POKeMON! For some people, Pokemon are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself... I study Pokemon as a profession. But first, tell me a little about yourself.What's next? Girl Boy What's next? Girl Boy...

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Syllisia

by discreditable on Dec 10, 2020
Humor & Satire

It's dark... [sound of door opening then closing] ???: "Hey! Wake up..." You feel sick as your eyes try to adjust to the light of the room.What's next? "Five more minutes" Get up What's next? "Five more minutes" Get up...

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The Making of a Goddess Ch. 01

by zephrbabe on Sep 12, 2017
NonHuman

Bent over the supine form, the moon cast his silhouette in silver and ice. He leaned back from the woman who had mysteriously appeared in front of his destrier, taking in her features by Diana’s light. She was unconscious, her dark lashes resting against high cheekbones. Her face was pale- too pale for women of this region; she must be a Northern woman. He r...

Jim's Legacy Pt. 1 Mina 01

by Magicwrtr on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Note: The characters and events in this story and any subsequent chapters are purely fictitious, any similarities to a real person is coincidental and unintended. Any and all sex in this story is between characters over the age of 18. No actual vampires were abused at any time. This story is part Fantasy, Polyamory, Romance, Violence, Betrayal etc... There i...