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Ass Man and Ass Mom

by andtheend on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

Doctor has anal sex with a beauty queen. * She had the slim and trim figure of a dancer, the shapely legs of an ice skater, and the muscle tone of a gymnast. After kissing and kissing her, after fondling her ample breasts and feeling her round, firm ass through her clothes, he removed her bra and sucked her nipples, while she felt his cock through his pant...

Brandy Wine

by Tara_Neale on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

Brandy's generous bosoms rose and fell rapidly. She stared at the small screen of her e-reader. This latest in the series of erotic novels by one of her favourite authors held her rapt attention. It was much more risqué than the timid 'fade to black after the first kiss' romances that she had been reading since the age of twelve. The relatively cheap eroti...

The Metro Experience Pt. 02

by Voicee on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

To viewers. This is the second part, hope you enjoy. For those. who like to cum along with the character, Andrew cums twice. ***** Every move sent jolts through his body whenever Andrew walked his way towards school. All the sex left his cock so damn sensitive that every touch was like touching high voltage. All he needed was a sign hanging from his neck...

The Last 24 Hours Ch. 08

by Landrious1 on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 8 We left the offices of Hoffman, Phillips, Browning and Dunne, and headed South down Main Street. I drove carefully out to the eastern edge of the city. As I drove Beth asked "Where are we going Alex?" I replied "It's a secret." I put a finger to my lips as if I would shush her. Beth was impatient but willing to go along with me for a little wh...

Blood Bonds Pt. 10

by phoenixphair on Sep 19, 2017
NonHuman

Sarah relaxed back into the chair at the kitchen table, eyes roving over the piles of book before her. The house was eerily silent, no creaks or sighs from the walls, no rush of traffic sounds outside, no sense of the vibrant urban neighborhood. She idly stared at the far wall, wondering in an off-hand way about sound-proofing. Shaking herself, she scribbled...

Melissa's Boss Ch. 02

by JamesonReed on Sep 15, 2017
Loving Wives

Notice: If you aren't into the cheating wife/voyeur husband theme (cuckolding), then you should find something else to read. There are plenty of other great stories on this site. ***** James came for a visit before my wife finished work. As he was her school's administrator, he frequently had district meetings about new policies, among other things, and, a...

Socks for Christmas?

by oggbashan on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

Would you like a pair of socks for Christmas, or better still, two pairs? I know. Socks are boring, predictable, and usually unwelcome presents. But our company's products will change your mind. Apart from being so staggeringly expensive that the giver must think the world of you, you will feel that our socks are really different and worth the money paid fo...

Lost in the Wind Ch. 02

by Xantu on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

This is the story of how Cassy met her Master and the events that led to him to send her to the clinic in the series "Finding Home." If you have not already read "Finding Home", I would encourage you to read those stories as well. Enjoy. Xantu. In the cab Cassy's mind was a kaleidescope of images and feelings. What did he mean? What did he want? He said h...

I Won The Lottery Ch. 01

by Momstheboss on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

My name is Jim, James Hoggard, actually. I drive by the local university every morning on my way to work. Often there is heavy traffic and I catch many of the stoplights. I spent my time watching the female coeds. All shapes and sizes, some pretty, some not. Listening to the news on the economy I knew that many of those students were going into debt up to...

Two-Dollar Whore

by TwoSnakeMoan on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

Before I get into the story, I have to make it clear that my sister Clarisa is a cunt. A complete and utter selfish cunt. I won't waste too much of your reading time highlighting examples of her cuntliness. I will however tell you that she fucked up my wedding, as my maid of honor, by showing up 2 hours late and stoned. This story begins with my bitch-sibl...