Reviews & Essays
Whether you are a newbie or experienced Literotica inhabitant, it's very easy to get overwhelmed by the sheer volume of stories. When I first started visiting this site, I had absolutely no idea where to start. The stories on the top lists have been criticized as being products of a popularity contest, so I have ignored ratings completely when compiling this...
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searing87
on Aug 21, 2019
Humor & Satire
(My first submission. Each story will be about a student.)
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My name is Francis and I teach ballroom dancing.
My very first student weighed over 270 pounds; she had a grip that cut off the circulation in my left arm. She was short, about 5' tall, and all bust. The only reason I mention Mrs. Swartz is to introduce you to reality. I wasn't teaching ju...
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DreamCatcherPoet
on Sep 11, 2017
Erotic Couplings
LOVE IN A WARM SUMMER RAIN
OUR BEGINNING: CAT’S STORY PART 1
The traffic on the way to LAX was bumper to bumper, which should not have surprised me since it was during the rush hour on a Friday afternoon. Everyone was in a hurry to get home and begin his or her weekend. But as I waited for Cats 5:45pm flight from San Jose to arrive I seemed to drift off, d...
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Sublimation413
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
Karate and Christmas Gifts:
A Conversation with Loretta JX
Architect:
Christopher of Detroit
Loretta JX enters the room and pounces onto the bed, relaxed within the nighttime setting. As she reclines into the soft blankets, I sit a comfortable distance away from her. The first thing I observe is her smile, which is open and giving. Next, I notice her eye...
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trainman2k
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
As you read this, please don't believe that this how I think women act. This is just an attempt at some odd humor.
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Having lost a so-called 'friendly' bet at the bar one night recently, I was obligated to dress and act as a woman for a day. The only good thing was that I could do it on a day off since it would be unexplainable for...
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American_Knowbody
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Normally I avoid blind dates with the same conviction a gay man avoids becoming a gynecologist. Why waste your time examining someone you didn't have an interest in to begin with? My friends, Brad and Kim, however, had spent weeks trying to convince me to go out with a friend of theirs and I finally relented if for no other reason than to shut them up. Besid...
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hrnymom6814
on May 18, 2020
Romance
They were only 10 minutes into what was evidently their monthly, first Monday of the month meeting. It was pure coincidence it happened to fall on her first day. Elise said a silent prayer that they would not introduce her and make her stand up to greet everyone. Her mind began to wander until she felt her senses heighten suddenly, that feeling you get when...
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pollyannaowt
on Mar 17, 2020
Erotic Couplings
Dale and Lance - by Polly+Anna (1085 words) We record 'Fellatio,' movie #4 (1/24/20)
Monday - November 16, 1993
Our story arc began 11/12/1993 the day after the youngest of us turned 18.
In my highly biased opinion Dale is the funniest guy anywhere. I can't be too very far off-base since Anna and most of our classmates agreed with that assessment. In sch...
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IvanMazlow
on Sep 12, 2017
How To
Don't take yourself too seriously. I know it's always tempting to model our behavior on the action hero of our choice, but don't do it. You do not need to be cool, dark, broody, or to communicate in grunts. Be yourself. Laugh, smile, have fun, say stupid things sometimes. Be human and authentic.
Do have a sense of humor. Crack jokes, be witty or funny, defu...
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Romance
Vic Valentine didn’t know whether to be amused or annoyed at the angry young woman standing outside of his door. He guessed from the key in her hand that she was Aimee’s prodigal niece, finally come to claim her inheritance. He also guessed from the look of shock and confusion on her face that she hadn’t been paying much attention at the will reading, nor du...
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