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Emergence of a Butterfly

by egmontgrigor2010 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Sexy looking Danni Hartley re-read the rejection slip in dismay: 'Readers of hot romance today expect something connected with hot sex to occur on every few pages. Your MS is beautifully crafted but alas the hero only had sex on page 121.5 of the 313 pages and the poor heroine, from what we can make out, is going on her honeymoon a virgin. But hey, thanks fo...

Swan

by Alex De Kok on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

It was the run-up to the Summer Ball at the Green Lake Yacht Club when it started. Tony and I were in the changing room showering after our morning's water-skiing. I was shaken out of my daydream by Tony's voice. "Going to the Summer Ball, Alec? You know the Ski club gets an allocation of tickets." "Yeah, I know. But who to ask?" "Yeah." There was silenc...

Mimi: A Bedtime Story

by mimaster on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Mimi came home, more stressed than when she'd gotten home the first time. Work had been stressful enough...the long days and tenuous tasks that came with working as a legal assistant at a lawyer's office had drained on her. She felt the job was rewarding in its own way. And she loved her boss. But all the work she did was behind the scenes. She never got to...

Walking on the Darker Side Ch. 01

by RileyFinn on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

I saw her profile while browsing one day. She was 18, and still in high school. She still lived with her parents, but had dreams about slavery and being used like a slave for years. She was finally old enough to do it for real, and was looking to disappear from the world, to be taken in as a slave to serve out the rest of her life; no chance at escape, no ch...

Just Friends

by Duleigh on Aug 29, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The news came as a bit of a shock, but not really a surprise, when my friends Linda and Ken eloped. Linda and Ken were lovers, and we successfully kept it hidden from the officers in the squadron that would frown on co-workers bedding down with each other. They tried to keep their relationship a secret as much as possible but everyone knew they were eventual...

A Pleasurable Scene

by FlyontheWall99 on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

It had been a long time since Carla had seen her best friend Abbey. The two of them had moved away from the small town where they grew up, and both of them now resided on opposite sides of the country. They both vigorously pursued their professional careers, Abbey as a fashion designer, and Carla as a personal assistant to a corporate executive. It was dur...

Hungry Eyes and Hidden Desires

by RussianRomeo on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

In New York City it was hard to have privacy anywhere you went. Most New Yorkers got used to the fact that anything they said or did was always seen or heard by at least one other person and it didn't matter if you were standing in Times Square or in a run down apartment in Brooklyn. For Mya, that was something she now had to get used to after moving from Sa...

Reunion, Workout, First Date

by curl4ever on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

Despite the miserable weather outside, Mark walked through the terminal of Logan airport with a spring in his step for two reasons; his plane had landed safely, and since he had only carry-on luggage he could head straight home. Both of those were unusually significant since the ice storm made flying treacherous and had caused chaos in flight schedules and o...

My New Neighbor

by Henry_C_Roberts on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

My New Neighbor Book 1 My neighbor is a porn star. "Her name is Annie Ashley. I find out who she is "online" about a week after I first meet her in person. On the internet, Annie Ashley goes by Anna Ashleigh where she runs her own site, 'FireBomb' and poses for different voluptuous magazines. Furthermore, personally, she is a monumentally well-endowed god...

Tall Texas Redhead

by johnnieblue44 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

We met on-line on one of those popular dating sites. The PG-rated ones, although we quickly escalated our electronic and telephonic conversations into the triple-x genre. In fact, we devised our own plan for our own domain name, designed to put couples together strictly for the purpose of fucking, no pretense or false representations at all. However, I digre...