Humor Stories

19,165 results
Orientation
Length
Source
Infinite Scroll

I Like Women

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I Like Women I'm a heterosexual man. I like women (an understatement). I thought that I had a preference which type of women I like more than others, but after giving it some thought, I don't. Okay, now that I think about it, I am partial to blondes, redheads, and brunettes. There, that narrows it down a bit. Just curious, do you women wonder what it is l...

Dave and Wal Show

by EgmontGrigor2011 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

CHAPTER 1 Work on the 5-level 'Faraway Apartments' being built in a southern suburb of Sydney halted when the developer lost his shirt in a 72-hour gambling spree and jumped off a cliff into reputedly shark-infested waters of a tidal inlet but it was low tide and the exposed rocks claimed him. Two university dropouts, Dave Jellicoe and his best mate Wal Sl...

A Night of Surprises

by Hobsxx on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

It started like pretty much every other love making session. We laid side by side, you on your back and me facing you. You almost absentmindedly stroke me while I caress you from neck to navel, paying special attention to your breasts and nipples. Soon I'll work my hand between your legs, making sure you are wet. Then you'll roll on top of me and with a look...

Night Falls Ch. 04

by NightChylde on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

The Lady sat up in her bed, staring at the door as the room still rung with the sound of the man’s exit. How dare that animalistic man come into her rooms and call her a whore! A servant shuffled her way across the room, trying to avoid the woman’s notice so she can slip away to her other duties. A rage at the woman’s impertinence rose in the Lady’s breast...

All About Women

by bassbelly on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Before any of you whip off some nasty notes about how I am a misogynistic son of a bitch, remember this, I love women. I've been with them since before I was born, I am currently surrounded by them and there will probably be a bunch of them at my funeral. This is supposed to be a humorous piece. If you just can't handle that kind of humor, maybe you should s...

Fantasy Sex

by Eternal_1 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The setting sun cast glimmers of sparkling gold and silver off the almost vacated streets of Stormwind as the warlock made her way toward the gates of the city. She had already found a room at the inn and washed the day's battle sore and dirt from her. Now body aching from the exertion of the day she only wanted to relax and forget about all she had been wit...

When a Friend Came to Visit

by erectus123 on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Perhaps some of you may recall that I had extended an invitation for a friend to come and visit so we might bury the hatchet. Little did I know the learned man's time was short! I sent him a round trip ticket from his mountain retreat to Los Angeles. He called to say he would meet me at the airport. I prepared myself with a signboard cut from the side of a...

A Beginner's Guide to Not Gettin' Any

by unclej on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Now, you're probably thinking that you really don't need any help not getting any. You may even believe that you know all you need to know about not getting any. I'd even venture to guess that you think you can go out to your favorite bar and not get any all by yourself. But I'm here to tell you that there are levels of not getting any that you haven't even...

Conclude Beneath the Stars

by Lark_Dolan on Apr 15, 2020
Romance

**just a quick tease during these odd times of social distancing** Beth grabbed some towels and an old comforter before heading out the back door. Her husband Connor was there, laying out a tarp and some old bedding on the back lawn. "Did I miss anything?" She asked excitedly. Connor shook his head, then looked at his watch. "I think we have another ten...

Handyman Milks a Good Joke

by 757HappyHornyMan on Jul 30, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** Far more interesting and outlandish sexual escapades probably happen to most people, and probably much more often - and I sincerely say, "good for them"! I have been blessed to experience and survive many different pains. I deliberately say, "blessed" because those things taught m...