Fire in My Loins (A humorous love note) Hidden in the rolling green hills of Kentucky is a small house, fenced in on all sides by the grazing pastures and room for horses. The door to this house stands ajar, standing open a few inches. This opening allowed a curious fly to enter the premise and survey the scene. While obvious to any human who has been apart...
Authors Note: A special thanks to Embrielynn for her help in editing this story. I also posted on Lush under the name Deviant I lean back and sip my morning coffee as the familiar sound of the computer coming alive fills the space where I sit. I am at home not at work. It is a Saturday and I am even hornier than usual. I should point out that I am a singl...
You are a nameless peon, the only constants in this world are that you are male, you have a sister, and that her penis is much bigger than yours. Everything else is up for grabs. The question is, how much bigger is this bad boy?What's next? A bit bigger Much much bigger Her big is truth What's next? A bit bigger Much much bigger Her big is truth...
You, are Joey, a recent hire at the Mr Velky Burger, the lowest of the lows when it came to restaurants in your town, Wettleton. It was already a big town in the middle of nowhere, so working here was somehow lower. You are 18 years old, just graduated high school. You did well in school, except maybe chemistry, but not enough where you could afford scholars...
Downtown Tokyo, New York: Even in hell you can find happiness. If you know where to look. And that's where I was: In hell. Actually, I was scratching my balls and looking out the window of my very small, one-bedroom apartment - there are two guys out there in the street fighting over a parking space. A woman pulled up on her little scooter and parked it i...
"I am looking for a great guy. If you don't know what you want, still can't get over your ex, you are selfish and cheap, no need to reply. I want someone who is secure in their job and has never been arrested. No full tattoos, please. No one over 45. If you are looking for someone who is easy, I am not for you. I apologize for coming across rude but I do not...
Of all of the Literotica contests, the Earth Day Contest is probably the hardest to connect to theme in any meaningful and/or fresh way. There seem to be few new and interesting ways to connect the theme with erotica, with the most winning approaches seeming to be humor/satire and/or science fiction/fantasy. The first two day's worth of entries in this year'...
This is a little throwback piece for me. It was an assignment by my creative writing professor to write our own paper modeled after 'The Peter Principle.' I wrote it in 1971 while riding the subway to the college. I never considered myself much of a writer (still don't, really) but this teacher's encouragement changed my perspective. Up to this point, I was...
ONE The director of magazine production Clem Giles watched Headlights also known as Claire walking towards him; some clown in pre-press production had given her that nickname. Watching them bounce unrestrained, he thought what an apt name and wondered if Claire even wanted those headlights checked for changes to freckles. Not only did she have the second-...
The Dance “Diane.” Her heart thudded hard in her breast. She knew immediately who addressed her. Since Ruby’s collaring he seemed ever at Diane’s elbow whether it be at the grocers, at AJ and Ruby’s, at the theater. Donnal. It was pointless, she admitted to herself. His interest could only be transitory for despite the fact that she found him fascinating...