=================================== Just what was the record they were setting? A little tongue in cheek, humor entry in the NUDE DAY STORY CONTEST 2013. It is in no way sanctioned by Guinness World Records. =================================== Ross King, Shock Jock Extraordinaire, nodded to Kimberly and Dean, as they continued distributing the outfits. T...
Ever paused to wonder what makes one man a hero and what's different that makes another, a villain? All of life, I lived by the directive to do what felt right, what felt good, what felt fun. I developed quite the sense of humor and a taste for things of a wide variety. I even got pretty good at telling stories, but it took me a long time to be able to tell...
"Who are you?" Jen asked. "What do you mean?" "Straight A's two semesters running? And you lost about a week and a half when you were sick and more time when Jeff's father had his heart attack. You're a serious damn student. What happened to the hottest girl this campus has ever seen?" I smiled. "She upgraded to a multidimensional personality." "Impressi...
Ale took a second look at the persistent –but very attractive- guy shoving his hand out at her. She was kind of stunned at the audacity of him and a bit annoyed...Sure...he looked good...okay, really really really good...But usually guys got the message when they were ignored. Their pride was usually hurt enough that they would leave her alone. She realized...
That Friday afternoon, Tabitha sat with her sister at the kitchen table. Dion was nursing a cup of chamomile and Tabitha was obsessing over whether or not she should bother calling Wes. "Do you have something against dating a cute guy?" Dion asked rubbing her hand in slow deliberate circles on her baby bump. "No." "Then what the hell is your problem?" Di...
Fate can have a funny sense of humor sometimes. Or so I learned the hard way. It was my final term in nursing school and I was assigned to the neurology unit at Ste. Vivienne's Clinic. Worse yet, being a mere student, I ended up with all the night shift. And usually the most disagreeable of the patients. He was one of those. Charles Chatsworth. Oh, don't...
"Geez," thought Charlie, "I can't believe I'm sitting here jealous of squirrels. Even they get more action than I do. How sad is that?" This thought scrambled into his mind as he watched two squirrels apparently lit up with speed, bobbing and weaving near a tree. In their helter-skelter way they repeatedly approached one another, each putting it's paws gent...
(This story was originally published as a single, continuous narrative -- but I figured people might have fun playing around with other outcomes for the characters. Please feel free to contribute, thanks!) ******** I turned eighteen a month into my senior year of high school. Skinny, shy, good at math; I was last pick for the basketball team and last pick fo...
Author's note: This is a work of humor. (Do not try.) I woke up one morning and it was Nude Day So I took off my clothes, and in bed I lay I tried but I failed getting my sweetie to wake So into my own hands I knew it would take I liked being nude, I was hard as a rock So I lay in my bed and I pumped my cock As things progressed, as things start...
Dies ist eine offene, nicht ganz ernstgemeinte Story an der jeder der Humor besitzt mitschreiben darf. Doktor Eugen Frank - oder Dr. Prank der Alleskönner ;-) „Stellen sie sich bloß ihr Gesicht vor, Doktor, es sieht abscheulich aus und nächste Woche ist doch schon der Abiball!“ Der sechzigjährige Dr. Eugen Frank bewegte seine geballte Faust in Waltraud Wern...