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Up In Smokey: On Writing Lesfic

by Smokey125 on Oct 24, 2018
Reviews & Essays

This Essay Was Begun— Thursday, September 27th, 2018, 6:14 p.m. Well then, and good day, friends! Yes, 'twould appear it's essay time again, would't not. The topic: writing lesbian fiction. I realize there've already been done a number of essays, treatises, theses and tutorials on the subject at hand. But now...there's one more. What got me into writin...

Minimal Damage

by susansnow on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I remember sleeping about five inches from the ceiling. Coffinesque. I went to sleep stifling an endless scream. My brother was in the lower bunk. I fell once but don't remember the circumstances. I dreamed of men. Famous ones. Ones my friends say would be good for me. I broke his things when he was gone. I'd slip into our closet and find seashells he colle...

Talleywhacker

by whetterthan on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Sir." "Hgggh." Jack's eyes opened. A sturdily built woman with shoulders like a linebacker hovered beside his seat, her hand on his shoulder. Her nametag said "Joan." "Sir, I need you to bring your seatback forward for landing." "Oh. Right." His ears popped. "Sorry.... Joan." Jack Talley was old enough to remember when flight attendants were all hot, bu...

Reefer Madness

by D.B. Metallo on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I had taken to wholesaling sinsemilla for a couple of Mexican-American smuggler friends of mine. They were also law students. I had started moving weight in law school to supplement my income, and eventually started moving some of the weight to the East Coast, which tended to net a very good profit margin. I was pretty tight with my smuggler chums, and I thi...

Lip Smacking Finger Licking Sex.

by Ian56 on Dec 25, 2019
Humor & Satire

Looking into the mirror, I stared at the chicken as the chicken stared back because I was that chicken. I knew then that nothing I would ever do for the rest of my life would be as monumentally bat shit bonkers as the thing I was about to do right now. I turned and faced my boyfriend who was sat naked on the end of the bed pumping his fist up and down his s...

ENM Intertwined

by [email protected] on Nov 6, 2018
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Four gorgeous guys end up becoming friends thanks to an embarrassing event in their shared pasts. Since then, they have just been trying to live out their lives but somehow end up naked and embarrassed in front of the people they get involved with...and then some! As for these men: There is Rorke Blazeman; with a name like that, of course he became a muscula...

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Joseki's Journeys: The Pink Sleen

by Joseki Ko on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

Well right after fighter practice I decided I could use a drink. So I headed down to the wharf for a beer. Now I admit there was more to it than that. I have been talking with a couple of free women on line and we decided to open a Paga Tavern. I’ve been reading a series of books called The Cross Time Engineer, and one of the Inn’s that figures prominently i...

The Adventures of Brotherman

by brethard on Sep 14, 2017
Interracial Love

Robert Morris was getting nervous that he wouldn't be able to find the right leading lady. The 27-year-old comedy star was preparing to direct his first film, "The Adventures of Brotherman," a spoof of the DC and Marvel Comics superhero films that had dominated movie screens. Robert would play the title character, an alien from the planet Afroa with "extra...

Ah Dinna Ken!

by normist on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

The meaning of "Ah dinna ken" is "I did/do not know". The other point of interest is that, at rural fairs, beasts awarded prizes wear a rosette largely made of ribbon. * * * * * Elaine and Maria had been best friends since nursery school. High school, college and marriage hadn't changed that. A further factor that linked them together is that they were fr...

Spaceship, Spacemen, and Sex

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

It was a coincidental occasion that I found myself alone one night last week and sitting out on my back porch enjoying the evening air while sipping my favorite drink, 21-year-old Glenlevit single malt scotch. Ah, life is good when you are getting relaxed with a buzz while listening to the Red Sox beat the Minnesota Twins on the radio. My girlfriend was at...