This is my version of sexual etiquette. Keep in mind that this is the "Humor and Satire" category, please. My last submission got some negative feedback because I enjoy writing about the battle of the sexes all in good fun and a few people wanted to turn it into a political debate. So just try to have fun with it and don't take life so seriously. Enjoy! GUY...
The night air stirred the wind outside her bedroom window, as she peered into the darkness, and thoughts of betrayal filled her every thought. Just days prior, she felt her heart leaping at future plans and talk of tomorrow's shared. The despair of deceit filled the room, as if all she ever believed in was ripped from her soul, a spirit too scorned to ever r...
Now, I love Torch, she's my best friend, my lover, the only girl on this Earth who completes me... which means anything funny, or fun, that we do, ends up here. This is the former, beware, for those of a weak stomach, it's a bit much, (men especially). To begin, Tori's (her real name is Victoria, everyone calls her Tori, I call her Torch) parents are psyc...
I am writing this for woman, in the hopes that it will foster a greater understanding of us, the other sex of the species that crude and dimwitted biped you know as man. I know that women, all women, secretly believe that all men are somehow brain-damaged, just as all men secretly believe that women are at the heart of things like alcoholism and mental illn...
This story is specially for all you femsubs out there, who a like a little humor with your domination. Ok, ok, so my name is Sub Joe. Don't let that name fool you. My name ain't Joe, and I ain't a fuckin' Sub either. In fact I'm a mean motherfucker. Look at my Avatar if you don’t believe me. Charlie Manson, or what? Now, I'll be honest, that name did used t...
This is a work of fiction and none of the characters are real. This is satire and humor and in no way is directed to the constructive criticism that we all appreciate Thank you. * There he was at his computer, criticizing away, it is what he does; but he has no imagination and has no idea what a fantasy is. "Look at this! He is fucking her from behind! Tha...
Rebecca and I had been friends since she transferred to our school shortly after Christmas break. We immediately bonded over our mutual hatred of that god-awful series Twilight. We had both just turned 18 and we had been talking in our Creative Writing for a few months about some of the most random things. We discovered that we had the same basic sense of hu...
For my 101st submission to Literotica, I thought it would be fun to create a "Hot 100", amazing stories across many categories that have enriched my life. I did not duplicate the stories from my earlier offering, The Ten Best Stories On Literotica, so there are 110 choices in all to whet your appetite. In the classic "Hit Parade" style,...
It was sometime later when Analise finally awoke from beneath their hospital bed. Every muscle in her body ached painfully and she was sleeping on the cold tile floor. The only warmth she felt was coming from the body curled up behind her. She blinked a few times, unsure if she were Analise again or that animal that was lurking inside of her. It had been a...
"Hello, Julie? This is Robert, Cindy's husband," I said after dialing the number I had looked up in my wife, Cindy's, address book. "W..why yes," she stammered briefly, no doubt racking her brain for some clue as to why I might be calling her. "Is anything wrong? I mean is there anything I can do for you? Cindy is OK isn't she? I mean I haven't seen her a...