I don't know what reaction I'd been expecting from Wallace, but taking off like a bat out of hell sure wasn't it. Shock? Sure, that would have been a normal human reaction. Anger or pleasure? For an eco-fanatic, it would not have been surprising. But not him fleeing headlong. That just looked so... guilty. I looked back at his front door. Should I try to lo...
Kristy always felt a little guilty about interviews like this. Sure, the participants should do their homework before agreeing to talk to a reporter from 'The Nightly Show', and yes, most of them probably didn't mind being poked fun at in exchange for a little national exposure. But they all seemed so sincere about whatever their crazy interest actually was,...
This is a true story. Names and some locations have been changed to protect the innocent. I write this as much as a catharsis for myself as for the entertainment of those who may choose to read it. It is the story of an affair which occurred 20 years ago. It is about me, a 50 year old American, and a beautiful 35 year old very funny and beautiful British wom...
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** This is a very short story. I think I ended it, before I realized it was over. There are attempts at humor, and it's yet another play on the free-use theme, with a touch of sci-fi tossed in. (In which was tossed? Fuck it, I'm ending it with a preposition.) Be prepared for pseudos...
The business trip to Detroit was last minute and I was just throwing things into my suitcase to get ready to leave. "This shit sucks" I mumbled to myself thinking that my whole weekend was in the toilet now. Having to fly to Michigan to straighten out the books for some dumb ass company that didn't know the General Accounting Principles from a hole in the gr...
The Headmaster announced, "We'll have a new graduate student working in the office starting this week. Hopefully they'll be more of a help than a hindrance." Gwen had to roll her eyes. She knew exactly what the headmaster meant. These student teachers meant well, but answering questions all day made the day twice as long. It was quite a surprise when she me...
When the massive shovel at the bottom of the open-pit mine drops its load into my oversized dump truck, I shudder along with the entire vehicle. In fact, the earth itself shudders. I'm being loaded with taconite by one of the largest hydraulic earth-shovels in the world. Wearing panties while doing so gives me such a perverse pleasure.... I gun the diesel e...
A list of Abbreviations in the "WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds: CODE WORD.....MEANS 40-ish.....49 Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will. Never climbed a hill Affectionate.....Won't hold his hand before the third date, kiss before the fifth, neck before the seventh, offer reciprocation for dinner before the ninth, or ever share sensual i...
*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
The Halfway House is an interested movie combining elements of horror, humor, and soft porn. I have a review of the movie here. One of the film's odd characters, Father Fogerty, is likely to raise thoughts of the recent sex scandals involving Roman Catholic priests, as Fr. Fogerty is a cleric who loves paddling the bottoms of naughty young ladies. I intervie...