Humor Stories

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Size IZn't Everything [Q]

by Rob_mDear on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is a quickie, a very short story intentionally kept under two thousand words to make it a quick read. As such, it can’t possibly be arousing. There is sex in the story, and the sex is somehow integral in how events play out, but it’s not arousing. That’s not the goal. It is a story, first and foremost. Measure it’s value on the p...

Dinner At The Sorority House

by aquaglide1 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Claire and Margaret (you remember them from the bar?) have invited me to dinner at their sorority house. Apparently this is a test to see if I’m fit to be a sister. This little game seems harmless, and it’s so hilarious I’m going along with it. Nobody’s actually asked if I’m a student so it’s not like a lie, right? Anyway getting dressed for dinner, there’s...

I'm Getting Nothing for Christmas

by Stultus on Aug 30, 2017
Humor & Satire

Synopsis: A short Flash story and satirical song about a cheating wife who has been caught one time too many Sex contents: A bit of Sex Genre: Ribald Holiday Humor Codes: Satire Originally Posted at SOL: 2009-12-21 ********* The blame for this story and poem are strictly mine! With sincere apologies to Sid Tepper and Roy C. Bennett ***********...

Depression and Anti-Depressants Ch. 01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

There are no underage characters in this Humor & Satire. All characters portrayed are over 18. * Are you sad and thinking about taking anti-depressant medication? If you are, then you need to read this. Are you depressed and already taking anti-depressant medication? If you are, then you need to read this. During a recent visit to the Hershey Medical Ce...

Angie's An Adult Ch. 04

by SEVERUSMAX on Sep 19, 2017
Humor & Satire

Angie made sure to get refreshed and ready for home, since she didn't want her parents worried about her long absence. She didn't need too many questions, since she didn't trust herself to lie well enough to Mom and Dad. Besides, she hated having to deceive them, and tried to avoid that whenever possible. However, she found herself amused by her parents' c...

Becoming a Cuckold Pt. 01

by HerBetaBoy on Mar 27, 2018
BDSM

This is a story I've been writing for my wife, thus the first and second person style. I could have taken it and changed it to fit more of a first and third but felt it took away from how I originally wrote it. Keep in mind as you're reading it is intentionally written from the perspective of submissive husband TO a dominant wife. There are elements of S&M,...

My Weekend in Portland Ch. 15

by ChazThain on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Dying of hunger and thirst, we each gulped down a glass or two of water, then switched to wine while Denise called out for Chinese food. Then we argued over who would have to get dressed to meet the delivery boy. Ruth had to don her trench coat and pay the guy after losing a game of "rock/paper/scissors." She laid out the food, then had to drag me and Denise...

Persistence Pays Off Ch. 02

by nazzadry on Sep 15, 2017
Mature

When I arrived at work the next morning, I was anticipating a very awkward scene. I wasn't sure whether to expect her to avoid me from now on, or that she might someday address me directly. As it turned out, the latter scenario was the correct guess. Slightly averting my glance, I saw her walking down the corridor directly towards me. "Here it comes," I...

Eddie Silver Ch. 02

by PrincessErin on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Ruth was enjoying a relaxing time in her bathtub. She had just gotten home from the homeless shelter where she worked. It had been a busy day as the cold Boston winter had set in and those men who normally were too stubborn to come in for a hot dinner had finally conceded. She was enjoying a glass of wine and was going to cuddle in bed with a book. Ruth was...

Lost! Ch. 01-02

by tango0919 on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Part I I lose things. A lot. It's a real problem... "Tango! It's Mr. Maxxx. I'm going to be in town tomorrow night; wanna fuck?" I met Mr. Maxxx about six months ago and we hit it off...big time. He lives in NYC and work takes him to my neck of the woods four or five times a year. The last time we got together had been in July. We pitched a tent on the be...