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The Vindictive Stranger Ch. 01

by SEVERUSMAX on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Horror

Author's Note for readers: this contains a grisly prelude to revenge and has a great deal of controversial ideas. It is not meant to advocate anti-abortion sentiments, but rather to use the issue as the basis for a Gothic horror tale of vengeance and magic. It is intended for a theme befitting Halloween. Don't start anonymously flaming or trolling for what c...

The Stick Figure Lady Ch. 02

by HenrithJames on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

- Author Note: Thanks for everyone who read and commented/voted on part one. Here is Chapter 2. Should provide some answers, more questions and yes, there is some interesting stuff towards the end. I hope you enjoy. -------- It took some time, but Brea eventually curled up against Jacob again. It was a relief when she finally rested her head against his c...

Touched by a Cyber-Angel Pt. 01

by Jackson Blacke on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

Episode One: When Howie Met Cinda Part 1 Early one Monday afternoon, Dexter Spielmann, the new manager of MicroHard's outlet on Ganymede, set the store controls for Welcome Customers so that he'd be alerted if anyone entered the sales room. He then stepped into the dark storage area, closing the door behind him. "Cinda?" he asked quietly. "Right here whe...

Everything for the Career Ch. 03

by HeavyHeartLaments on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

(Hello all. And a big apology to all for getting this out so late. All parts of this story were written together, but I managed to find the time to flesh this part out only recently. Too busy with my real life, actually. I appreciate that many have told me they would like to see this story concluded. And as many have rightly pointed out, its not fair to star...

Freshman Adventures Pt. 01

by TJones28 on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Brie had a habit of pressing her face against my neck during some point towards the end of sex. But there were also times when she clutched the back of my neck with her hand and suddenly I felt her nose bearing down on my Adam's apple only about two minutes in. When she did this I assumed she was just nervous and didn't know what to do. And she did get nervo...

At the Summit Ch. 12

by ProfessorR on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

At the Summit - Part Twelve ------------------------------------------------- by Richard Williams Copyright 2005, All rights reserved ------------------------------------------------- Contributed by Richard Williams for the enjoyment of Literotica's readers. This fictional story is copyrighted and may only be used for your personal pleasure. It may not...

Dominant Ass Eating

by JackTheRimmer on Sep 26, 2017
Fetish

Paige is a girl I've known for a while - a friend of a friend, that I used to see at social gatherings but never really exchanged more than a few words with her. I have always been extremely attracted to her, as she does happen to be a pretty, blue-eyed brunette that also always has a very cool vibe around her. The kind of girl that responds to (literally) c...

The Nymph Queen

by Lady Malachite on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

There was once a fisherman and his wife who lived together in a hovel by the seashore, and the fisherman went out every day with his hook and line to catch fish. While he waited for the fish to nibble on the line, he would pull his very large dick out and begin pumping it until it grew quite hard and long and spilled its contents into the sea. One day he was...

The Research Assistant Ch. 01

by HippieDyke on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

It was the last day of final exams at The College of Perpetual Hope in mid-December. Sarah breezed through her Anthropology 101 exam while most of her classmates struggled with the first page. She looked over her answers, re-read her essays, picked up her coat and her test paper, and walked up to the front of the room. She handed the exam to Dr. Peterson and...

Finding a Daddy at College

by Giveandgetoral on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

It was the first day of class and Chris was feeling very self conscious. The professor went around the room having everyone introduce themselves. At 39, Chris listened to student after student saying their name, and that they had just gotten out of high school. When it was his turn, Chris stood up, turned to the class and said, "Hi, I'm Chris, and I did not...