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King of the Zombies

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

We've all got something we're ashamed of. Yeah, I guess that's part of human nature, I guess. Even though I'm not technically human, though. I am a zombie. I'm deeply ashamed of the world I live in. zombies suck. So do humans. I hate both species. Lord, I need a third option! Life as a member of the undead used to be pretty cool, I guess. I used to run with...

A Different Kind of Weather

by Adrian Leverkuhn on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

He's standing at the water cooler, listening to the usual banter. Things like 'which girl in accounting has the best ta-tas?' or 'If you need a date with someone really easy, try Mona over in shipping...Mona will have you moanin' in no time...' He tried to smile, tried to see the humor in his co-workers' backwards banter, but it was difficult. In the first p...

Thursday Nights - Conclusion

by CeeeEsss on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Thank you, Erik Thread for your great editing skills. I changed it after he looked at it so any mistakes or errors are mine. This is the second of a two part story, posted on consecutive days. You should read Part 1 before you read this conclusion. Please vote and leave your comments. There are no hot sex scenes in this conclusion, so if that's what you a...

Dragon (S)Layers Ch. 20

by T_Silverwolf on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Notes: Hey there! If this is your first time checking out the series, you shouldn't have any problem figuring out where things stand with this chapter/volume, but if you like what you read, please consider taking a look at the first chapter (also on this site and my account). This chapter was brought to you by the very generous donations and pat...

By The Numbers Ch. 05

by slyc_willie on Sep 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Valentine's Day was the second busiest day of the year, I had heard, after Mother's Day. I couldn't imagine a restaurant more bustling than what I witnessed that late morning, when I arrived for work at just before 10:45, seeing a crowd of guests awaiting the opening of our doors. The business of the day kept my mind occupied, so much so that, when two doze...

Summer Job: Clothes Shopping

by EriAliSaa on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Another summer had come and I was back home again. My room was pretty much as I had left it. The stuffed animals, that just a few years before I didn't think I could live without, littered the bed and formed small communities about the room. I was much more a woman of the world (or so I thought), the life in the dorms, and then later with roommates off campu...

Being Thorough Pt. 02

by Cydia on Aug 21, 2018
BDSM

Being Very Thorough (Thorough Chapter 2) I looked down at my phone, pretending to swipe and type every now and again -- you know, like any other normal student in this rather unspectacular lecture on political sociology -- but really, the device was showing nothing but a small digital clock in the upper left corner and my own reflection. My mirror image...

Pursuit of Happiness Pt. 02 - Finding Joy

by KingBandor on Sep 24, 2018
Group Sex

This is part 2 of the story Pursuit of Happiness. You should read it first. --------------- This story is another glimpse into the life of Todd Mitchell, man-slut, on his quest for spiritual enlightenment through sex. Chapter 1 Life has a way of surprising you. It is like the Universe has a plan for you and slowly unveils it. Sometimes things go well, an...

In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle

by PhilippaMaQuente on Aug 28, 2018
NonHuman

Yet another short piece conceived for a contest of smut between myself and friend, this one was written specifically with some of his biggest fetishes in mind. It has a fantastical twist and a is quite unconventional! Dive in. ***** You know, the job of a scientist is not always easy, but it's usually pretty rewarding. I've helped discover new species of p...

Swirl Pt. 06

by SwirlDaddy on Apr 10, 2018
Interracial Love

Every single chance Tori and I got, we went for a drive. It was definitely our thing. We loved it. We loved being together like that. We visited wineries. Made runs on various river roads through cute little old towns. Visited lots of parks. Most of all, we just enjoyed each other and grew deeper in our relationship. Well, as our relationship evolved, so di...