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Chance of a Ghost

by mersennius_prime on Jun 19, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Most of the common folk are perfectly content to simply cower before a necromancer and his undead horde. Well, "content" may not be the word they would use, but they still cower all the same, never appreciating the necromancer's effort. That's the problem with peasants, really. They see one shambling army of the unliving and think they've seen it all. No res...

A Perfect Fit Pt. 19

by umami on May 29, 2018
BDSM

Notes: All characters are over the age of 18. This chapter contains more highly unprofessional psychiatry for the purposes of erotic entertainment. It is not the way a real analyst should behave with patients. Thank you, readers. * * * * * (Springtime) Jenni is four months pregnant now. She shows a bit more than some women; it seems she produces copi...

Dark Division - Dani Ch. 07

by bdbeauty on Dec 10, 2018
Romance

The next morning found the three of them in the GTO parked 200 yards from the barn where Dani knew the vampires were hanging out. They were just past a small tree line and hidden from view. It was a simple plan really. Nick and Vince would go in and take out the entire nest of bloodsuckers while Dani waited at the car. She was only supposed to head in if she...

A Flower in the Ash

by MongolSamurai on Dec 10, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The day death came to the village of Brigmarsh, it arrived not with a scream, or a roar, or a clap of thunder, but with a gentle murmur on every tongue. At first Leora dismissed it as some dispute in the street, some upset that would quickly be resolved according to the Strictures of Grievance. But then customers were rising and going to the windows, pointin...

Texas Trio Pt. 02 - Becky's Debt Ch. 19-20

by SteffiOlsen on Nov 6, 2018
Erotic Couplings

REMINDER: I write long stories. Many chapters don't have naughty bits, but those that do will be way more fun if you read the others, too! Also, although TT2 is a stand-alone novel, it takes place in the same family as Texas Trio, so you might want to read that one first! –Stefanie NOTE: This chapter DOES have the naughty bits. :) –:–:–:–:–:–:– Chapter 1...

Then...Now

by bbare on Nov 20, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I Robby Colton, do solemnly swear that the following story is fiction, wholly fiction, and nothing but fiction. Enjoy the crazy fantasy. I have always been fascinated by the concept of time travel. I've always been intrigued by the thought of getting to relive a missed opportunity with a different outcome given a second chance. I got my opportunity. It wa...

Jilted

by tantricjim on Dec 10, 2017
Mature

This story goes back a few years to a time when telephones hung on walls, satellite communication was still a dream, and people were not moving around like zombies clutching a device to their ears or punching numbers onto a tiny screen as they walked or drove. It goes back to a time when we were accountable to our community at large and to ourselves, relying...

A Drow's Dilemma Ep. 05: Fire

by DrowsDilemma on Dec 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Note: A Drow's Dilemma began as a one-on-one roleplaying project and has been converted into a chapter-by-chapter format for weekly posting with the permission and assistance from my partner. It will contain a considerable amount of sexual themes such as femdom, lesbian, straight, 'reverse' rape, BDSM, group sex, romance, and other themes. This pa...

The Hot Goodbye

by happyalex on Dec 16, 2017
Group Sex

As Alex approached the front door, he found it hard not to smile at the thought of having Nico and Leticia over for dinner, even if it was to say goodbye. They were a great couple; she attractive, and he the classic French 'bon vivant'. It was just such a shame that they hadn't met sooner, as their budding friendship could have really blossomed into somethin...

Ifs, Ands, or Butts

by SEVERUSMAX on Dec 17, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

There it was. Damn it, I thought. She had broken our deal. We were both supposed to sacrifice something for our relationship for each other. That was the agreement. She was supposed to quit smoking, which was a harmful, expensive habit, yet there was the evidence, staring me in the face. There was the ashtray, out in the open, with a cigarette butt still rel...