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Urban Oddballs: Arthur Vicious

by Orbmansuper on Oct 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Urban Oddballs: Arthur Vicious Edited by Thegreat_pretender "Wow, they're so big I can lay on them!" Exclaimed Sarah as her tiny white body lay upon the mass of alabaster flesh that was Oeno's left breast. "Yeah, and here I thought I was big...your nipples are huge, way bigger than the other day!" Poppy said, grasping Oeno's fat, pink nipple. "Yeah, I g...

Breaking Day Ch. 01

by KalDarov on Oct 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"Good morning!" "If you just joined us we have reports of massive riots downtown Eisle, streets going towards upper One street has been completely blocked by Police. Reports are coming in of various areas under martial law; in other news we have reports that the army personnel have been alerted and ready to deploy at moment's notice. We go to our EYE in th...

O Holey Night: Ass, Mouth, Pussy

by SueDanym on Nov 24, 2017
Anal

When Nick's tongue penetrated her naughtiest hole, Anne's eyes rolled back in her head. It certainly wasn't as big as his cock, but his tongue was warm, wet and talented. After torturing Anne by slowing circling her puckered rear entrance, he finally entered her. Calling out in joyous rapture, she came, almost immediately. It was the night of the annual Ch...

An American Count Ch. 02

by RockStarGod on Nov 21, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Luke wandered down the wide stone steps of his new home, the former Castle Heindenreich, now renamed Castle Wagner in his honor. He was hung over from the gathering in his honor the night before and was now in search of a cup of coffee. Luke's hand found the top of the wall on the spiral stairway and descended toward the kitchen/dining room area. The past we...

Namaste Yoga Pt. 11

by ElRoylk on Feb 6, 2018
Group Sex

Emmy brought her hands to her face to hide her embarrassment. She wasn't ready to admit her relationship with Charlie and she certainly hadn't wanted to be exposed so lewdly to Yogi Jacob. The humiliation only added to her arousal. Charlie pressed her lips against Emmy's pussy, giving her a kiss before pulling back and up into a sitting position. "Not interr...

Blackthorne Ch. 01

by ShadowClones on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

I scurried back on my hands and feet to avoid a very sharp pair of claws that landed too close to comfort to the top my inseams. My hardwood floors had no chance as the black and shiny claws carved into them and trailed back towards her body ever so slowly. I regretted wishing my luck with women would change and I thought to myself if I ever made it out of t...

The Slayer

by fantasywriter on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

The man was known as "Slayer", his Christian name had never been uttered to your knowledge. He was supposedly hell bent on revenge, his family bloodlines having been completely erased with the exception of one, himself. As the killings had continued, growing in number and in their horror word had been sent and he was to arrive this day. Your father, the mayo...

Long Distance Relationship Ch. 01

by FLSr5r on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

This is a love story, pure and simple. This first chapter sets the story and its foundation of facts and feelings. While the sexual tension is strong in this chapter, we won't get to the sex until the next chapter. But I think the sex will be fulfilling to all who have the patience to wait. Enjoy the build-up, and feel free to comment. All authors love feedb...

Arhat

by Nigel Debonnaire on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Two women, one blond and one brunette, perfectly shaped for male adoration, sat in a bar overlooking the Mediterranean, on a night full of stars. They sipped their drinks and watched the lights of the boats as they bobbed by. The summer evening was astoundingly hot which large fans battled with minimal success, and the women wore tube tops with their shorts...

The Trunk in the Attic Pt. 05

by bourbononice on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 12 I spent the next few weeks writing down the events of my weekend with Jan and Helen as well as the time and events before that. I had more to add as each day went on and I just added notes as events unfolded. I got an e-mail from Jan as promised and when I printed it out it was as accurate as mine was. I committed everything to disk and put it al...