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Forsaken Pt. 04: The Fallen

by LupisDominus on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Tap, tap. Alana's eyes snapped open at the sound. Tap, tap. Something was tapping on the window by her bed. Tap, tap, tap. It was becoming increasingly urgent sounding. She looked to where Eric would have been next to her, if he hadn't been out of town. Tap, tap, tap. Feeling frightened and foolish, she got out of bed and went to the window. As she reac...

OZone 09 : Foot Traffic

by SZENSEI on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

"Gloria? I want to apologize for the way we bickered yesterday. I feel horrible. You can take your time repaying me for the cash advance." pouted the stunning Jordan Bauer. Her portly Hostess Gloria Marquette merely frowns, "No big deal. It was my fault. I shouldn't have been abusing the phone line. No hard feelings. I'll pay you back you can bet on that."...

EE EDGER

by justincbenedict on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

PHILADELPHIA, 6:45 PM Easterling Esplinger Dill got off the subway. EE walked the three blocks to his house, his cock bouncing painfully in the too tight pants. EE hadn't touched his cock since lunchtime, when he'd sneaked downstairs to the lone one-stall bathroom. He wasn't supposed to be down there... He worked in Accounting, and the one-stall was in...

The Lion Tamer

by Shift_Your_Paradigm on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Kelly wouldn't tell me what costumes she had picked out for us for Halloween this year. She said only it was a special secret, but she did give me a few hints. First, and most importantly, she was determined to win the contest for Best Costume at the Andersons' Halloween party. They're friends of ours who every year pull out all the stops and throw a first...

The Dessert

by starbunny on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

With thanks to my proofreaders, I and S - to I for inspiring me to write, and to S for "talking me down from the ledge" when I messed up my editing. * * * * * I felt his glare before I met it. I looked up into his steel blue eyes. They seemed to be looking through me. I was suddenly aware that my hard nipples were brushing almost painfully against the sea...

Mark & Chris: Pretty Panty Exchange

by Rattlesnake1775 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Cassie closed the door to her room, the phone pinned between her shoulder and her ear, listening to one of Marks more sexually explicit messages. She wondered if her mother had gotten it as well, she had been smiling kinda funny. Actually, she had been rather upbeat here lately since Sunday when Mark had brought her home. She pushed it aside, putting it up t...

Melony's Malady

by Litbridge on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Their first encounter was brief, but electric. It was a meeting to spawn a lifetime of memories. Melony had stopped at the local supermarket to make a few purchases before heading home after a very long day at work. Impossible customers, difficult bosses. She'd had about enough and just needed to put her feet up, chill for an hour and drink a lot of somethin...

Adam Martin - The Pupil Ch. 03

by christiankay on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Edited by Sherry December-03-2009 DISCLAIMER: Please read and abide by the DISCLAIMER posted on the first chapter. "Adam Martin - The Pupil" is an erotic story, with some parts containing graphic sexual scenes. If erotica is illegal in your area by local, county, province, or national law, please stop reading now and go elsewhere. Please send me feedback...

Brother Love Ch. 02

by qhml1 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I sat at the desk, looking at the camera. "Good news! At least for me. I found two people to do my research." I paused. "Let me rephrase that. I had a lot of resumes sent to me, but these two took the initiative to hunt me down, and threatened me with bodily harm unless I hired them." "So welcome Josh and Amber to my project. I also got a bonus. Amber ha...

Lousy in Bed

by FerdGerfel on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This story is a fantasy based on actual events and real people. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. My marriage was a means to an end for me. It's probably why it didn't work out. I started out believing in true love and soul mates and all that bullshit, but once my age started with a 3, I started to realize that it wasn't going to happen...