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The Slut's Apprentice Ch. 17

by tiggerlilly on Feb 7, 2018
Novels and Novellas

11th July The slut with a finger in the dyke. I shut the door and turned to the woman who looked uncomfortably like my mother. She just stared at me like a rabbit caught in a car's headlights. A rabbit that was also holding a very large gun, unconcerned by its lack of opposable thumbs. This was her first time and mine. I did not count the Russian slapper a...

Girls Just want to Have Fun Ch. 01

by LuckOfTheDraw on Dec 12, 2018
Loving Wives

Ch. 1: You're a hot and sexy woman *** This story spans several years and three countries - India, Germany and Egypt. Chronologically, it opens at the very end. Everything else is a long flashback that zigzags between the three countries and all those years. ***** "You are a hot and sexy woman" said Riya from the back seat of the car. She was speaking to...

Man's Best Friend Ch. 02

by ariel58 on Sep 26, 2017
Romance

Alice couldn't remember the last time she'd been on a date, or the last time she'd been this nervous. She had been in a state of confusion ever since she'd met Greg - everything had happened too fast that first day, and she didn't know why she'd been so brazen. On the other hand, she couldn't quite bring herself to regret it. She'd been so lonely, and he was...

The McGuire Brother's Sister

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

ONE A stranger came into town on a hot and windy day, just as drifters did in the Old West, well over 100 years ago. "Howdy, stranger," greeted the bartender, the tops of her breasts showing above scooped low neck of her flimsy top from Celine's of Paris (Texas). The height of the bar concealed her bare belly and scruffy tennis shorts. "Beer, or whisky?"...

Death Sentence

by Robin P on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

For a change, this is not a sex story, but a product of a bad time in my life. Strangely enough, it seems to be one of the most popular stories I have. No sex. "It'll make a great car!" We looked at the box, a large cardboard egg box that arrived in the garden by some mysterious means. Our hands held, he to my right. Two figures locked in a time warp of...

Room Service With A Difference

by c3k on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

The incident is bizarre and rare, It happened to me in the south Indian city of Chennai at a very well known Hotel. I was on a business visit to the city one of my several visits to this Metropolitan city. It all started on the first morning of my stay, I called room service and asked if I will get chai (Hindi for tea) , the female at the end replied as to...

Montana in Oz Ch. 02

by EgmontOriginals on Sep 1, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Slightly abrasive young American attorney Montana Reynolds on a year-long posting to the Australian rural town of Red Ridge, was invited into the office of Reginald Day, managing partner of Red Ridge Law for morning coffee. "Well Montana, your first few weeks with us have run pretty smoothly with no real fuck-ups." She was becoming used to the direct way o...

Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed

by StarfireMayo on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

Episode eight of the erotic photo journals of an English Teacher in Thailand. * Noi held me tight. I felt her warm body press against my back. I counted myself very lucky indeed to have settled down with this particular girl. Noi is always very attentive, loving, and obedient. Thai women are very shy and prude in public, and make up for repressing their e...

Sligo and the Singer

by coaster2 on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic

There's truth and fiction in this story. My visit to both Irelands last year was a revelation. As always, my thanks to ErikThread for his helpful and expert editing. Any errors are entirely my own. I was sitting in a bar in Sligo, a town on the west coast of the Republic of Ireland. I had just finished another ordinary evening meal. The Irish specialize in...

The Conversation

by ThatSexyIrishGirl on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Liam was 48, overweight, losing his hair, on the outs with his third wife, feeling useless, and drinking whiskey at 2:10 in the afternoon at his local. His first born, a lovely daughter by his first wife was having her 18th birthday that day. He'd not seen his daughter in better than ten years and grieved that to himself daily, but was still happy for the da...