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Smile High

by Doctor_who_lover on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

She couldn't help but notice him as he stood in front of her at the long check in desk queue. Tall and thin, with scruffy brown hair, the kind that would stick up in all directions if you ruffled it. As he turned his head slightly to glance at the length of the next line, she could see sideburns which strangly suited him. He was wearing jeans and a blue t-sh...

Ditched

by Cinnamon28 on Jul 15, 2020
Romance

If she'd only know it was the last time she'd have memorised every second. Around 7 months of secret fun, flirting, fingering, grinding, sexual tension and sucking... over! That feeling that he gave her that made her legs feel like jelly and pussy sopping wet still remains. Every time she sees him, everytime she looks at photos. The sting of rejection hi...

Ledger

by Chiron on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

In his office, sitting on a high shelf, there is a leather-bound ledger. He always refers to it as my ledger, but I have never seen the contents, though I am painfully aware of them. He likes to joke that the ledger is leather-bound and so am I. He always runs his fingers over the collar around my neck as he grins at the humour. It is a joke that never gets...

Little Crafter Ch. 01

by Samhainchild on Sep 13, 2017
NonHuman

She worked through the night, again. The studio looked as though it was waiting patiently to be bare and painted crisp white once more. She'd begun a lease on the place the previous year for a small fortune each month, but the building was in an ideal location for her needs. Close enough to the city for work purposes, and far enough out in the sticks to put...

Spanked! Ch. 01

by impulsive12 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The train pulled to a halt and he woke up with a start, he remembered where he was and how crazy he was for agreeing to meet her. The playful, charged chatting had slowly turned into something a little less playful, more earnest as she experimented with her influence over him. She was surprised at how easy it was to please him, a little chat with him betwe...

Early Morning Awakening

by BarSinister on Sep 26, 2017
Anal

I awoke at 7:30, as usual got up and went for my first piss of the day as I sat on the toilet not really thinking of anything, my cock brushed against the ice cold porcelain and stirred into life I have always enjoyed a cold contact. I stood up and shook the old fella and stepped into the shower. Turning on the shower I washed as usual, then turning the tem...

Meeting Across The Table

by itschaotic on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I'm meeting her for the first time. We exchange pleasantries but I rely on casual observation to be drawn to her confidence and poise. From what I can gather, she's read a book or two, which is a good thing. I am drawn to strong, bright women and she's all of those things at the very least. She's got an electric sensuality. I try not to be obvious, but I'm...

Are You a . . .

by sdbnnc on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

. . . with apologies to those owned by cats or dogs who don't share my sense of humour . . . * Are you a "Cat" or "Dog" person? Human beings like to categorize or pigeon hole people, things, and ideas - perhaps it makes it easier for us to keep track. Given the adoption of pets as substitute children or spouses, the phrases "cat person" and "dog person" s...

Explanation

by TonyDowse on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Explanatory Notes for the 'Eros Collection' I believe it is unfortunate that words of explanation are probably necessary before the average person can even begin to understand the motivation behind my 'hobby' - which many would describe as, 'weird', or perhaps even 'perverted'. But as they probably are, here goes... Since a teen-ager one of the various hum...

Paula and the Two

by jacinta on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Picking up first one jar then another she scrutinised the contents label, looking to see if the hand creams, body creams were of the oil continuous or water continuous types. She knew roughly the formula she wanted but not exactly what mixture. Choosing several of the more expensive brands, assuming their scents and ingredients would be of a better quality,...