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Her Cyber Moment

by wantonwoman on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

She had always loved the chase. She was a predator by nature, enjoying the feeling of power as she flirted with men. Enjoying the way she could make them desire her; want her; need her. The beginning was the best time, when everything was new, when her desire for them was as great as their desire for her. She remembered that feeling. That feeling of expe...

Head-Game 01: 40+ Minute Call

by IFOnle on May 6, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Her contact 'card' on my phone contains a particular notification sound: making texts or calls from her instantly identifiable. In this instance, to put it bluntly, as it has so often in the past, that!PING! seemed to reverberate straight through to my cock. It was her reply to the 'good morning' I had messaged her a few hours previously. It also suggested I...

My New Neighbour Heard Me

by alexcarr on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I live in a block of tenement flats. Have done for five years since my pertinent gave me the dump for being unable to give her one. Little did she know I had lost it for her, she was no longer the girl first knew and when I discovered she was playing the field that put me right off. She still wanted it but I couldn't give it so she said she'd go and live w...

BabySitter's Blackmail

by Ashson on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

At times I can be too much of a smart aleck for my own good. I do babysitting quite frequently. I've continued to do it even though I've left school and am now working full time. It can mean a few useful untaxed dollars, and they all help as I was saving for a trip to Europe. I'm eighteen now and I intend to be in Europe before I'm in my twenties. This part...

Strip, Swim and Swap

by Stormysailor on Apr 13, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Angus and Sophia had been in their house for fifteen years. Angus being a keen DIY type and with Sophia being in to design and gardens, they had the place in fine condition. Their new neighbours Bruno and Amelia were younger and they had bought a house, at a bargain price, that hadn't changed much since the 1970's. They were working hard to catch up with th...

Caught in the Act

by __Lisa__ on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Anna had only been living with Lincoln for three months, one week and five days when he walked in on her masturbating. He'd originally left with an overnight bag swinging from his clenched fist and a casual comment thrown over his shoulder to let her know he was spending the weekend at a friend's place. Ten minutes after he walked out the door she stripped...

Time Moves Differently

by musicalchick on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Message in a bottle I did not send him a message in a bottle, but I might as well have done. You see when I first met him it was quite by accident. Our paths should never have crossed. He came to me when times were tough, when after months of believing that I was coping, I really, really wasn't. I thought I was doing just fine, but then hindsight is a great...

Warriors of Xel Ch. 06

by Xelain_lover on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

*Hi all, this story is a lot more graphic and a return to the heat first promised in installments one and two. I do appreciate the feed back, and I do my best to keep everyone happy. I hope you enjoy. ************************ *********************** Reina was on her hands and knees, with Reerdons' lusty dick sliding in and out of her. He had her bent over...

Kitty's Encounter in the Board Room

by EroticallyYours on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I just like writing out my fantasies. I know they could be a lot better, but it's a little bit of fun for me. Hope you get a little out of it too. ***** Kitty had been in her new role as EA to the CEO for about 4 months when she noticed a change in the CFO's behaviour towards her. He was obviously a well educated man with a sharp wit and a refined sense o...

Just Another Radio Talk Show

by outofshadows on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

The following flash story stems from a corny sense of humour coupled with the itch to do something different. Be warned, the story has little BTB, no RAAC and even less sex than primetime TV. Read only if you can tolerate LW presented in the form of a monologue spiced with a healthy dose of holiday humour. While it's not a great piece, I sincerely dedicate t...