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From the Past a Present

by Kezza67 on Apr 3, 2019
Romance

*CHAPTER ONE A shock meeting* It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary small English Market town. I had been to the Bank, to pay in a cheque. I was leaving and intending to cross the market square when not looking I bumped into this lady. I apologised and went to move on, when she caught my arm. Oh shit, I thought, she was going to make a fuss about this, whe...

The American Stud Competition

by Bazzza on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Most will agree it was a ridiculous idea, and really shouldn't have got any traction. But it did and changed my life forever in a way I never thought possible; or even dream of. It just goes to show that success can come from nothing. At the time all this started, I was on the other side of the country risking my life for the sake of making good money, but I...

The Lustful Labyrinth

by HYjaCK on Jun 3, 2020
Fantasy

Christ, you think, can't believe he made an easy job a shit one. You were walking home after work, finding yourself incredibly irritated by your boss, who seemed to have a knack for forcing you to do more work than you would usually have to. Today, for example, he ordered you to help him fix the water dispenser in the office, yet you found yourself being the...

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Anita Ch. 01

by rrspence2002 on Aug 30, 2017
Fetish

An Anita story: ONE PERSON'S FANTASY IS ANOTHER'S FUN July, 2008 The first meeting between Anita and Ron was an intense event. There was an immediate positive chemistry between them. It wasn't surprising then that the two of them developed that chemistry into a relationship that was intensely passionate and physical. It grew into one of humour, respect an...

An African Boss

by author on Africa on Sep 13, 2017
Interracial Love

David sat quietly in his car at his villa's gates while he waited for his African gardener, Rufus, to arrive and open them for him. He took the opportunity to take in the rich colour of the flowering trees as they blossomed in the warm glow of the late afternoon African sun. It was one of the best times of the day. The 4pm rains had swept past and the lush...

Growing Pains

by Spoox on Feb 8, 2020
Romance

Tip: This is a slow burner loosely based on my experiences. If you want something to wank off to, skip to the chapter First Date and the options that lead off from there. Don woke to the electronic buzz from his alarm. He rolled onto his side and reached for the snooze button. On pressing it, he heard the familiar pitter-patter of feet on the stairs. "G...

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My Life is Yours

by FreakUK on Dec 26, 2017
BDSM

My name is Frank, I'm 35, and this is my story. Before we get in to the juicy stuff, I feel that a little background information might be useful, if only for context, so... I first met Chloé on facespace, *the* social media site for anybody who's anybody. At first, it was just a casual friendship - shared interests in offensive humour, total disdain for SJW'...

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Silent triggers

by jimbobstar on Mar 14, 2020
Humor & Satire

The last thing you remember is beating your meat to one of your anime incest videos. You were stroking your shaft, laughing to yourself watching the antics of the mother and sister getting into completely absurd situations, while making their son and themselves cum from the slightest skin contact.All this, while finding the son and them barely wearing anythi...

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Apocalypse

by Spastcdemon on Jul 28, 2015
Romance

Characters These are all fairly vague mainly explaining the relationships. If you want something more in the description then comment saying so Saffron (Girl 1) You met both Saffron and her Twin sister Bella . They are both good looking. Saffron is more out going and talkative, gerally drawing more attention to herself than her sister. Bella (Girl 2) You...

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Love Letter to a Friend

by Brennas Heart on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

I don't know if I'll ever give this to you. This has been circling around inside my head for quite sometime now. It seems to always be in the back of my mind, you always seem to be in the back of my mind. I'm wondering how often you think of me; if I just pop into your thoughts the way you do with mine, if you fantasize about me, about us. Despite what I've...