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Alien Impulses

by Farmerboy on Sep 18, 2017
Novels and Novellas

** This is my second attempt to complete this fast-growing, rather out-of-control novella -- I might get around to finishing it one day, but thought I would get it out there, so you can see what you think. It is a hybrid sex novel / sci-fi novel / odd mix of things. Comments are very welcome.** * I took a breather about 100m short of the summit and surveye...

Mirror Bound Pt. 02

by LopendVuur on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 35 After an hour, Lukas indeed returned, and he brought George along with him. George looked very intently at Paul and kneeled beside the bed, I could see he was incredibly relieved to see him awake and alert, but dared not hug him for fear of hurting his dear friend. Paul stiffly held out his hands and excused himself: 'I cannot do better than th...

Bigger Sister

by FrigOfFury on Nov 26, 2019
Fetish

*Author's Note* Literotica Edition 2019/10/17 This is an explicit erotic novel written by FrigOfFury for her generous readers. You should not read it if you are not of legal age to read graphic depictions of sex. Erotic content: Breast & bum growth; bimbofication; M/F; F/F; group sex; lactation; mild exhibitionism; futanari; excessive cum; manual and mech...

Three Square Meals Ch. 100

by Tefler on Mar 20, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The Invictus lifted off the landing pad on Sequathis' upper platform, retro-thrusters blazing bright orange amidst the blue glow from Brimor's sun. Alyssa banked the sleek battlecruiser around, departing on their initial approach vector, rather than just pointing the nose skyward and blasting them into orbit. The reason for her careful manoeuvre was not in d...

Whoremaster (56)

by Cirnhoj on May 15, 2018
Novels and Novellas

Prologue I am ninety-nine years old and tomorrow is my birthday, so I will be a hundred years old in the morning. The big ten-0! I have all my faculties and even my own teeth! What I don't have is all the dear ones I have known in my life. My daughter Polly is now gone and her daughter Jenny too. As for her daughter, my great granddaughter Polly, she is...

The Vermeer

by eclare on Jul 31, 2018
Erotic Couplings

This is a copyrighted original work of fiction. All rights reserved. All characters featured herein in adult situations are at least eighteen years of age, even if not expressly stated. Any resemblance between actual persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental. Many thanks to BlackRandl1958, Jim K and Michael B for the superb editing work. This work...

Strange Queens Ch. 03

by IAmControl on Mar 13, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Disclaimer: This story contains references to acts performed by fictional characters that might offend some readers. The author ensures that these events were written in as a story telling plot device and as an expression of the tale being told in their imagination, and hopes that the story is neither ruined for the reader nor as a whole by any references...

Hitch Hikers Two

by amyredek on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

CHRIS I suppose you can call this a prequel as well as a sequel to a middle part of my life and Tom's as related in the story of the Hitchhikers. Tom and I are lovers, male lovers and we make love to each other as only men can, so if this turns you off you might as well close the book now. I am now twenty four years of age, fair haired, blue eyed and stand...

Cricket, Anyone? India vs Australia

by Rustyoznail on Sep 29, 2020
Romance

This is my entry for the Summer Lovin' 2020 Contest. Be warned - it's a slow burn and full of Aussie lingo. Vegemite is consumed. The story is set around a couple of Indian characters, Madiha and Neha, created by Sweetdreamssss. I collaborated with her extensively for this story. This one follows on from her stories, and I recommend you visit the "Landlord"...

The Story of Miranda

by Vitorio on Sep 28, 2020
Erotic Couplings

The Story of Miranda by Vitorio © General introduction: I have been posting stories on Literotica for almost 20 years. A few years ago I withdrew quite a lot with the intent of trying to publish them for gain. I did a couple of long stories, one from here and one original piece, together with a short story. Unfortunately I have not found neither the time...