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Alpha Ch. 08

by FallenTreasure on Jul 18, 2018
NonHuman

*Thank you to everyone who has stuck with me and this story so far. I am so grateful to all of you and hope you enjoy this newest chapter. A huge thank you to Alwaysready64 for editing this chapter!* ***** "You're all fucking crazy." Rueben said, shaking his head and leaning back in his chair. "You can't take on the Senior Agents and if you think that I'm...

Guys and Girls 01: The Beginning

by Kaveinspire on Nov 20, 2018
Group Sex

Guys and Girls-The Beginning. Marlene's Slutty Adventures This work is copyrighted, and no part of it may be reproduced or used for commercial gain without the express permission of the author. This work is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to any person real or otherwise is purely coincidental This work contains details of an adult sexual nature. If y...

Dirty Bitch: A Novel

by nikoalessandro on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

1 'Do you Darren Speck take this beautiful fuckin' fine-ass piece of cherrypie to be your beautiful fuckin' lawful wedded wife, booooooy,' said the geezer of a priest, doing some hip thing with his fingers at the end. 'Booooy!' he repeated; and straight after that he did a groovy little moonwalk across the stage, his gleaming black shoes gliding smoothly a...

Barbra

by demure101 on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Many thanks to my friend and editor Dawnj! Any mistakes in the story are mine. This is a long story (for me) and I would like to warn my readers that it contains no sex until the second part of chapter 19. If you don't mind waiting that long, please read on... Prologue Barbra wished she could have skipped 2010. Perhaps things would have been better i...

Decorating the Newlywed

by The_shadow_rising on Sep 26, 2017
Loving Wives

~Decorating the Newlywed - aka, 'Do [Her] Yourself'~ The smooth summer's breeze gave the day an almost magical feel as the sun set golden over the ocean horizon of the City of Taboo Dreams. The soft, unwinding of another productive, relaxing, and often illicit day would soon be slowly fading into the glow of the neon lights and street lamps as the night lif...

Other World Kingdom

by Laushen on Apr 18, 2018
BDSM

Chapter 1 - A whole new world I'm about to get in. This is what I've always dreamed for: a real life slave environment where female domination is the one and only rule and where all men are born inferior and enslaved. A world in which women have full control and power over the slaves' lives and are treated as a Queens, Goddess, Mistress. Here, at Other Wo...

The Extra

by Spencerfiction on Jun 19, 2018
Mature

Chapter 1. The Return AS SOON AS he returned to England, Walker made enquiries with a network of contacts in the film and television industry with regard to securing work as an experienced walk-on extra. Surprisingly quickly, considering the circumstances, he picked up a few walk-ons for the odd TV soap and a domestic comedy pub scene, more he suspected for...

Secrets

by johndstories on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Authors Note This story was written for the National Novel Writing Month 2011 in November of that year and was completed on November 29th 2011, although the editing took a little longer, hence the slight delay from finishing to publishing the book. The setting for this story is a small town in the Midlands and is expressly designed to be around seventy sho...

Hostage to Fortune

by DeYaKen on Jul 10, 2018
Romance

This is a long story, 57,000 words. If that doesn't appeal to you stop reading now. There is very little explicit sex in the story and what there is, is a long way in. If that is what you seek. Then look elsewhere. * Chapter 1 Will Wainwright never knew what hit him. He was two days out of St Peter Port Guernsey, on route to Gibraltar, where they woul...

Christmas Cracker

by Lien_Geller on Mar 12, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Author's Note: Thanks very much to Krissta and NaokoSmith for their tremendous help in editing this story for me. * * * * * "Oh fuck yes! You sexy slut! Take it! Take it right to the balls!" said Santa. The jolly old elf was stood in his bedroom merrily pounding into an elven assistant. She was bent over the desk in front of him, propping herself up on he...