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The Recruit

by Girls_cum_first on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

An erotic story of love, lust and betrayal By Thomas Graham "Sex was the most fun I ever had without laughing"...Woody Allen...Annie Hall 1977 CHAPTER ONE....The Conference Swans Nest Hotel, Stratford-on-Avon. Tuesday October 9th 2012. 3:15 a.m. 'Fuck me, Tom!' Three favourite words dear to my heart, but tonight they seem somehow surreal, as if heard t...

Parallel Lives Pt. 01

by The_Rat_in_the_Hat on Oct 19, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Parallel Lives Before we get started, a brief introduction to set the scene... The year is 2025, and in a parallel universe to our own, men have become endangered. A virus - commonly known as Anderson-Swift's Disease, after the Victorian scientist who originally identified it - that attacks the male immune system, has resulted in a world where only one in...

Share Your Toys, Timothy!

by Spencerfiction on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Prologue Not only was the house in total darkness when he arrived, he found that none of the light switches worked, so the mains must've been shut off or fused at the box in the basement. Using the meagre light from his mobile phone he bounded up the stairs to the master bedroom. He found his wife's ravaged body lying spread-eagled on the bed. She felt cold...

Stoned Submission

by kate7891 on Mar 17, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Please comment, critique, praise and vote. Your feedback is immensely motivating! Chapter 1: Where There's Smoke... Annika Whenever I sit out on my balcony (and I say 'balcony' with a great sense of irony, but my humble studio apartment with its fenced ledge suits me and my needs just fine) and light a joint, I always do so inconspicuously. Or so I h...

Three Square Meals Ch. 126

by Tefler on Jan 6, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Three Square Meals Ch. 126 John strode out of the airlock and crossed the clearing separating the Invictus and the Progenitor shuttle. The twins were waiting for him by the sinister black vessel, their beautiful blue faces wearing identical expressions of concern. Irillith jogged over to meet him halfway. "How's Dana doing?" "I hope she's okay," Tashana...

Th Undercover

by o_girl on Sep 12, 2018
BDSM

I have always had a fascination of Pauline Réage's 'The Story of O' -- and the film(-s) -- and the Crepax Comic about it. In the following I have tried my hand in a sort of updated 'fantasy' over the same subject. I hope you will enjoy it -- and excuse errors etc. as English is not my native tongue. You are welcome to repost, but please have the courtesy to...

Desert Rose - Book 01

by Scottish_Druid on Nov 18, 2019
Novels and Novellas

How a trophy wife finds happiness & orgasms story (sort of). (c) 2017-2019 All Rights Reserved. This written work is Not Safe For Work! You have been warned. Fictional Disclaimer: i. This is a work of fiction. This work is intended for adult audiences above the age of 18. It is prohibited to provide access to any portion or entirety of this work or any...

The Perils of Rock n Roll Decadence

by The_shadow_rising on Nov 19, 2018
Erotic Couplings

The Perils of Rock n' Roll Decadence (SU Rules! No. 22) By The_Shadow_Rising ==DISCLAIMER== This story: is very long, and very slow. includes repetition (intentionally). has a lot of build up before the sex. is very detailed (including the sex). is not a quick jerk off story. Everything is long and detailed and meant to be rea...

Murder Close to Home: Carmine -Edit

by davebccanada on Jul 14, 2020
Novels and Novellas

Another MIKE CLAYMORE MYSTERY #8: Carmine - EDITED A novel by David Horton Copyright 2000 Chapter 1: October 27 Ice and snow everywhere he looks. He won't be going anywhere in this weather. Mike lays his head back down on his favorite pillows, a pair of human female breasts. Outside the wind howls and whistles between the twin chrome stacks of hi...

H is for Heuristic

by Robotman1974 on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

(Continuation of "The Mission") Chapter 01 - H is for Heather Byron Clarke looked at his watch. This new girl's punctuality and dedication were beyond impressive, they were amazing. For a moment, it flashed across his mind that she was overqualified, but he chose not to ponder on that notion. For the first time in over a year he had someone who could be fu...