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Generic CHYOA Story

by [email protected] on Nov 25, 2019
Humor & Satire

I open door, and see sexy girl. I fuck sexy girl with my 20 inch penis and she like it very much. Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very ve...

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Talking to Jemima

by oggbashan on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Copyright Oggbashan February 2015 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. * As an elderly widower I'm not as competent with computers a...

The Youth Hostel Dorm

by RomaLeeves on Dec 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was 1am when Samantha got back to her room, but all the beds were empty. The hum of the fan in the bathroom replaced the intimate sound she'd come home to last night- the sleeping breath of her youth hostel bunkmates. They had hired the room for three nights, the six of them quickly getting to know each other better by sharing this little space. But it lo...

Do you sleep with your hairdresser?

by Sven the Elder on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn't really thought about it much until we moved to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change it from wilderness to respectable. Me - I just like pottering - my wife likes 'gardening' as she puts it. The family joke started when, early that spring, I was doing some of the he...

The Weaver

by Spoox on Apr 22, 2020
Fantasy

William de Mort rode his powerful black charger at the head of his caravan. His eyes fixed on a castle that dominated the lush green valley. The castle's tall rectangular keep sat secure behind a stone ring of imposing fortifications. Still, the young Baron felt unimpressed and slammed his inheritance. "To think I inherited this... No wonder they call f...

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Shackled Ch. 02

by Story_Spinner on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Ten long years of her life had been eaten up by her work and what did she have to show for it? Nothing. Emma hugged her black parker closer to her body, shivering as a gust of wind hit her small frame. Under a dark hat she'd stuffed her hair inside and tugged it low, ditched her reading glasses and dressed herself in a pair of jeans that sported several tear...

Barbara & Vikky

by quad68 on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

I'd known Barbara for some time now. She was a mutual friend of a friend, Trina, and we often bumped into each other in the street, or at the store. I liked her and appreciated her company and humour. She was 57, somewhat older than me, being in my mid-30's. We spent many evenings chatting and laughing, drinking and debating. This of course had lead to the...

An Accommodating Lady Ch. 05

by gordon_a on Sep 12, 2017
Mature

Zelda heads off to Pretoria for her dad’s birthday and Ruth’s friend Sue becomes a playmate/ I opened my eyes at 9am in the unfamiliar bedroom, initially disorientated, but my brain quickly got up to speed. Yawning and stretching, I manoeuvred my morning glory into the guest bathroom for relief and speedily completed my ablutions, including a shower and sha...

Soulmate

by TheKiss on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I walk into the club, instantly surrounded by the pulsing bass of the speakers. The sound reverberates low in my body, teasing my clit and making me even wetter. My eyes slide over the room, and it doesn't take be long to find you. You look like sin. Blonde hair curling slightly from under a black beanie – I do love those on you! I'd make you wear them when...

X-Change: Jamie's Story, Day 01

by XChangeStories on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

This is the first erotic story I've ever written and it was all done in one sitting. It's something I put down the night the idea came to me and I found it incredibly erotic to write, so I hope you find it the same to read. For those of you who don't know, X-Change is a fictional pill which transforms the user's body and biological sex for a set duration of...