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Chewing the Fat

by EgmontGrigor2018 on Jun 5, 2018
Humor & Satire

Gregory Black, ditched by the second female in 27-days, arrived at the bus stop to catch the 7:50 into the city. For the third day running a female in the same soft fleece hat and thick military-style coat and scarf was already in the skinny shelter. Noting that this time they were alone, he said cheerfully, "Morning." She eyed him and looked away without...

The Therapist

by ickric on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

Jenny had been having trouble. For some time now, she had been unable to enjoy sex with her boy friends. She was able to give and receive oral, but she could only feel her self loosen up when she had a cock in her mouth. Fearful that this may be a long standing problem, she made an appointment to see a sex specialist, a chap called Dr Harden. Whether it was...

Sex Actually

by ngnx on May 11, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Comments and feedback are appreciated. The goal is to improve. Enjoy. * 'GAME! That's five in a row, bitch,' Cam exclaimed. 'Ugh,' Amy snorted, 'I can't believe I have to be in isolation with you for a week.' There was nothing malicious in their words. All their jibes were good-natured, and one of the characteristics of their friendship they valued most...

Recollections Ch. 08

by sammican1 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

An older man and a younger woman recall a sexual adventure. * I was worn out. The way a man can be when he's had a very special session and served up all the cum he had in him. Occasionally, that can be after one cum. But more often, after two. On the rarest of occasions, it can be after a third. But I'd never cum three times in such a short period. And I'...

My girlfriend's Weird Family

by CON2H4 on Dec 1, 2018
Miscellaneous

"Look" I said, practically pleading at this point. "I introduced you to my family, and we had a great time. Surely you aren't embarrassed to show me to your family. Are you?" "It's not that." Replied my girlfriend "It's more that I'm embarrassed to show my family to you. You really wouldn't like them." Awkward silence...

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The Scent of Sex

by alexcarr on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Franz was looking for a loving commitment, she needed a guy who would not want her for just her body but for the person she was... Divorced with grown up kids, with a figure top die for at aged 42, Franz was fed up with having to wait for a guy she met online to return from Australia She was fed up with his promises that, give him another week or two and he...

Playing to Win

by __Lisa__ on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"What the hell? You've humiliated me again!" Lauren shoved her auburn hair over her shoulder and threw a glance at the Scrabble board, shaking her head in confusion at the trouncing she'd just received. She turned her attention back to Josh who sat across from her at the dining table lounging in his chair. He gave her a smug look that should have annoyed her...

A Night at Bugman's

by Indigo_Incognito on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Lillielle frowned as she walked into Bugman's, the reek of too many bodies and too much ale assaulting her keen sense of smell just as the raucous racket of coarse laughter and drunken dwarves attempting at song assailed her ears. Her brother turned to her cheerfully and waved himself away; following his gaze she saw that there was a game of dice in progress...

Memories

by Cromagnonman on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

"Fuck off!" "Now don't be like that you miserable old bastard." "Don't try to sweet talk me you interfering biddy, can't you see that I want to sleep?" "Sleep? That's all you ever do. If you moved your miserable arse out of that bed and walked to the bathroom I won't have to drag you there. Or would you prefer me to give you a sponge bath?" I grumbled ou...

The Hand of Marc

by Pangolin2u on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

My name is Jackie. I recently discovered Literotica while searching for answers on erotica in my own private life and behaviour. After reading a few stories on Literotica I decided to recount my own experiences as a method to get clarity for myself on my own experiences, values and norms. To me writing is therapeutic. It is like talking to a close friend and...