Humour Stories

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Working for the Fae Ch. 12

by SisiLala on Sep 19, 2017
NonHuman

It had been a week of agony. As I stood within the circle, naked and body painted, I thought back on the look of agony in Kyle's eyes when I had requested the death of his two female Betas. He had sat there for an hour, looking at me, talking to another pack member in his head. I could see that he knew there was no point trying to persuade me not to go throu...

Jason & Sara Ch. 01

by bluelaces288 on Apr 17, 2018
Mature

As Jasmine was getting ready to leave the house, she was fussing over Jason like a mother hen. She was going to her sisters' who was getting ready to have a baby. She thought she would be gone for a week to ten days. "Now, Jason, please remember that Sara will be coming over tonight to stay until I'm back. I've left a casserole for tonight that just needs t...

Fantasy, Reality and Intimate Love Pt. 03

by ickric on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 12 The months passed and the seasons changed, yet the passion and love between Beth and Allan merely grew, their relationship strengthening like your grip on the arm of the dentists chair. Infidelities were ignored and love blossomed. Interestingly enough, the fantasies and role plays continued, although with a more subdued approach but the conseq...

Dustin Hoffman Did The Right Thing?

by Cleevedreams on Aug 1, 2018
Romance

Perhaps you need to have watched 'The Graduate' before you read this story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know what it's like when you hear a song on the radio, and it momentarily stops your heart, and it's like being stabbed. I've never been stabbed, so maybe that's a poor analogy, but anyone who's suffered a broken heart knows that feeling. Shakespeare and...

When In Brighton

by LondonDuchess on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Sarah and Anthony were once colleagues and worked together as tax clerks in London. Their friendship was one of mutual laughter and shared hatred of their employer. In 2012 Anthony left the tax office to relocate to England's south coast and Sarah missed him very much. Although they had never formally dated, there had been quite a few drunken snogs and vario...

Ryan's Story Ch. 01

by JSmith87 on Sep 16, 2017
First Time

Pt 1: First Time(1) I looked at my face in the reflection as I shaved my face, I was excited, Me and Jennifer had been going out for almost three months and tonight was going to be the first time either of us had sex before. We had done other stuff before, kissing, making out, rubbing, touching, wanking, fingering, oral sex, but we hadn't had sex yet. We...

A Soldier's Tale Ch. 05

by patrick2536 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Some people say having sex is intimate, well that's bollocks. How many sex partners have you had? 10? 15? 20? Maybe you are some sort of sexual athlete and you have had score of partners? You want intimate? Try killing a guy. Let's face it, that's as intimate as it ever gets because no one else is ever going to kill him again are they? And if you want th...

Getting to Know Elizabeth

by DirectFromCanada on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

-- I plan to write many stories in a series about Elizabeth and I. She changed my life, and while this first story has very little sex, trust me there's a lot to come. I wanted to do this right, and I feel a story to set up our relationship was an important element. -- Elizabeth and I officially met at a party. I had seen her around before amongst friends a...

Melony the Futa Ch. 01

by peggysue69 on Oct 6, 2020
Transgender & Crossdressers

Melony Thompson an eighteen-year-old college student, sat uncomfortably on her chair watching the clock on the wail of the classroom. In the background she could hear the teacher, but she really could not concentrate. Idly she wondered which of the other students faced the same problem she faced. The bell went and Melony was out of the door like a shot. She...

The Levels of Quality in Porn

by Svenskaflicka on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Sex is one of my major interests. I like to have sex, watch sexual acts on film, read sex scenes in novels, etc. I've seen sexually related materials of all levels of quality, and this is how I rate them – and why. At the bottom of the list, we find the lowest form of "entertainment" known to mankind – the snuff movies. I think that no-one but the people wh...