Humour Stories

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No 'IM' Ch. 01

by Lloyd2004 on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I was lying on the bed not feeling particularly tired, it was 11.30 and I should have felt tired, as I had a big days work to do in the morning, but sleep eluded me! That is the problem when you have a hard day in front of you and you start to plan what you are going to do in your mind, you find that you cannot relax and doze off. So here I was lying on my...

Stanley's Last Laugh

by greenfly on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

Old Stanley Tompkins lay unconscious in a hospital bed. Stanley was 86 years old, and near the end of his life, his body was withered and frail, except for one thing, ever since he had been admitted to the side ward, he'd had an erection, not any old erection, but in comparison to the rest of his body, an enormous one, the naughty nurses caring for him had m...

Night and Day Ch. 01

by Mr Robert on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Don was nineteen years old and lived with his parents in their impressive villa situated on the outskirts of town. The university student was home alone that afternoon and as the sun was shining he decided to take a stroll in the rambling back garden which had a large lawn surrounded by mature trees and shrubs. His parents were comfortably well off and were...

Five Minutes

by theeyesavit on Sep 14, 2017
Anal

Dave came back from the bar and handed Ed his pint of bitter....."Fuck Dave, have you seen that fit blonde next to the pillar?" Attention was now focused on an extremely vivacious looking female, bottle blonde, electric blue eyes, very tidy figure, shapely "please warm my ears" legs and the tightest arse imaginable. Ed seemed overcome by the mere sight of...

If Only to Please

by Adrian69702006 on Aug 30, 2017
Fetish

This is a story which I have posted elsewhere but which I hope you might enjoy. All the characters in this story are entirely fictional and the rights to them are vested in the author. Any resemblance to real persons, living or departed, is entirely coincidental. ***** At 35 Anne Sullivan was what one might politely call plain. She wasn't - and never reall...

Cottage Trip

by RandyLahey on Sep 17, 2019
Amateur

After a great final year, Ryan decided to get a bunch of his friends together and take a final trip together to his cottage. It had been a good year for the group of them, but they would all split up going into university the next fall. Ryan was not the most outgoing guy in the world, but with his group of friends he was very comfortable... at least with the...

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Roxy

by MaxwellSpanx on Oct 20, 2017
Amateur

I posed naked on the bed. Having forgotten to refresh my music, I listened to the same old shitty dance tunes through the laptop speakers. Despite the music grating on my ears, I smiled and hummed along with the bland lyrics. Legs spread, I rested my head in my hand while doing my best to appear interested. Pouting like the whore I was, I’d part my pussy lip...

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Just Friends

by TheDR4KE on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

There's a saying that a girl will never find a guy who is "just a friend", that every guy thinks about having sex with the girl he's talking to. I'd say that's true, but it sells short our ability to control ourselves and play the game called civilisation, society, community. She was part of the group. More a part than I, and not just because she'd known mo...

Exit Only? Taking a Drive Down...

by LaceySheets on Sep 16, 2017
How To

Exit Only? Taking a Drive Down the Hershey Highway A Beginner's Guide To Anal Sex Is your partner an 'ass man?' In my research I've found that males are either ass men or breast men, with leg men ranking a distant third. I've also found that even an ass man can be repulsed by the idea of anal sex. Of all the third-grade humour names for anal intercourse,...

One Hot MFM Dream

by AmateurWif on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

We have been married a long time. It amazes me that so much time has gone by because it doesn't feel that way at all. Our marriage has been amazing, especially in the sex department. It's always been the thread that brings us together time and time again, despite the inevitable stresses of everyday life. It wasn't until recently that this thread branched...