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Humpty Dumpty's Fall

by *Snatch on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Humpty Dumpty, whom we'll just call 'Humpty' from here on, if you don't mind... Anyway, Humpty wasn't exactly a popular fellow in Nurseryland. He didn't even have a girlfriend and never had! It was probably due to him being a very short, and very round kind of guy. In other words, he was an egg with skinny legs and a face as round as the rest of him. One thi...

Halloween Short Tales

by sugarisnice on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Each story is exactly 50 words long. The titles do not count in the word total. * Devil's Shit List Three friends die and go to Hell. Roy and Jim have to sleep with two ugly hags. "Why," they ask. "Because you're on my shit list," the Devil said. They then see Tony sleeping with Heidi Klum? "What's that about?" they say. The devil replies, "She's on my sh...

Dysfunctional Mother Goose

by Canadagander on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Copyright ©, 2004: All text is the sole property of the author. All rights reserved. * * * * * * Writer's Note: You probably haven't noticed, but Canadagander has not contributed a new story for quite some time. I contracted that dread disease of writers known as 'THE BLOCK'. Try as I might, nothing was forthcoming from my mind that I considered witty or...

Storms Never Last Ch. 01

by JakeRivers on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

Author's Note: This is my seventh semi-annual "invitational." The initial one was based on the Statler Brother's song, "This Bed of Rose's." The most recent invitational included songs written or performed by Willie Nelson. The current effort consists of stories based on song titles that have a weather term in them, such as "Stormy Weather, "Foggy Mountain...

Trash Talk

by Everettcb on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Ranting raciest, with posturing and idling, 'filth's only savor but themselves'. Two most noted TV and radio talk show hosts, Lush Limpdic & Shrill Oliely, a convicted drug attic and a hair follicle & eye tuck junkie. Gag Polter and Bat Roberts, the lists, continues with many more intentionally spewing misinformation, purporting, and spouting lies daily to...

The Meaning of Foreplay

by deTocqueville on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Dearest Marita: It's important at the beginning of a relationship to establish ground rules lest we meander down the path of compromise and confusion. One such useful ground rule would seem to be: use language in its proper context. No Humpty-Dumptyesque "words mean just what I choose them to mean," for us. ("When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rat...

Taming the Teach Ch. 03

by Couture on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

Please do not read if under 18 years of age or offended by sexually explicit stories and situations. * And suck them off the teacher did. Big cocks, small cocks, thick cocks and long cocks, she sucked them all tonight. She had long since lost count of all the cocks she had sucked. Barbara, didn't remember all of the finer points that happened after that. S...

Secret Photos of My Wife

by aichiyu on Sep 16, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

As I was preparing to write this story, I discovered on the top shelf of my closet an old file I'd lost track of, inside of which was a sealed envelope. When I tore it open, I was pleasantly shocked to see I'd saved the photos of my young wife naked in a river. There were others as well, her lying face up on the bed, smiling shyly, and swimming naked in the...

Paige Ch. 29: Humpty Dumpty

by SZENSEI on Nov 18, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Last day of school Punkie." Lonnie Turner stepped out of his shower as his lovely daughter Paige brushed her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror. Bouncing in step before spitting out her toothpaste Lonnie dared to imagine her foamy lips as his cum. Not uncommon these days considering the father and daughter incest. Still, now that he was dating Deborah Jo...

50 Ways to Love Your Leaver

by MattblackUK on Jul 6, 2020
Loving Wives

According to the Paul Simon song there are 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. But, in general, all 50 of those ways will hurt your lover like hell. That's me. Mike Collins. Truisms-R-Us. There's a very important corollary there. Because if there are 50 ways to leave your lover, there are also 50 ways to love your leaver. The one who is leaving you. Betraying you....