Shotgun blasts erupt into the night sky in Redneck Riviera Trailer Park. I bought the place and named it that. Very loud, powerful blasts fill the sky. Damn, I love shootin my shotgun. It's a stress reliever. My wife Bernie (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) might disagree with that though. She comes running out of our trailer, her hands over her pretty l...
Chapter seven Part three: Kat's Weekend in Germany This is module two, chapter seven. This is a novella of sorts. The intent is to have 4 modules total covering different times in our main characters life. While it is feasible to read any of these independently, this is a carryover story, so reading them in order is beneficial. In module one, our main cha...
Anthony climbs off the bed, and Molly rolls over onto her tummy, the sunshine yellow stain of sexy, sexy pee transferring from her soft belly and tits into the white sheets. "Right there, babe," she says, "side pocket." With a quick yank, Anthony opens the smaller side pocket of Molly's suitcase and finds it deeper than it looks from the outside. He finds a...
From Aldous the Call Boy Dear Shoeblossom, Knobby dances naked, huge Victor rat traps snapped on his nipples, as Lia and I take turns swinging at his swinging balls and trembling buttocks. I am using a car ariel I broke off of the neighbor's old Corvette, and it makes long red streaks on Knobby's buttocks, and Lia, giggling, is slashing him on his other si...
My best friend's mother is hot, and no one would ever deny that if you've seen her. My friend's mom is Stacy, and at thirty-eight years old, she had the body and looks of a twenty-year-old coed. Stacy stood at 5'7" with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Her body reflects the image of perfection at 33-23-33 with those beloved 34C cups. Stacy is a si...
Moving to a white neighbor was kind of odd for me. Being a 22-year-old black man and all. My mom wanted to get away from the ghetto life we once lived. She divorced my dad after a 7year affair he recently told her. She needed a new life and so a girlfriend of hers who happens to be white, invited us to move in with her until my mom got back on her feet. My...
Ashley is five years younger than me. About a month after our 'Break Up' and not speaking to each other she texted me one night asking if she can come upstairs to "Talk". I was probably not in the best condition to hold an adult conversation having just got home from drinking all night at the bar. It was 2am and I wasn't sure I was in any frame of mind to "T...
Stephanie McMahon Boss Bitch... "I miss you sweetheart. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. Yes. Becky is right here." My wife Stephanie McMahon tells me. "HI JAMES... MISS YOU HUN... LOVE YA!" Becky Lynch yells out towards the phone. "Everything will be taken care of baby I promise. I'll see you when you get home. Love you sweetheart." Stephanie...
Cast : James (Me) Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory) Ronda (Ronda Rousey) Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory) Spence (The King Of Queens) Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory) And Cameo By : Betty White (Herself) Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
Sarah sauntered into the kitchen about noon wearing nothing but her birthday suit. "Charles?" "Yes, honey?" Her long red hair looked like she had been riding in her convertible with the top down. But no, she had been riding Joe reverse cowgirl and had a bad case of bed head. Sarah's husband, more than twice her age, sat at the kitchen table perusing the W...