THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY "You got a hernia," the naked chick slurred beneath breath wreaking of Good Times Cigarillos and cheap tequila. "A hyena?" I quipped, thrusting uncontrollably between the moistened thighs of her comparably nude friend. "No, goddamnit. A hernia! A fuckin' hernia!" What I believed that word meant at once registered within my...
It was our anniversary and I decided to take my wife of twenty years out to dinner in a swank hotel in the city. I was in my mid-forties when we married, while she had just turned twenty. We were still together and very much in love. To make the evening even more special, I hired a limousine for the evening. I was a very successful businessman. People alway...
Wild World: Annette (Author's Note: Hey, thanks for sticking with this or giving it a second shot now that I can finally REALLY get it started. Just a couple of quick things I felt the need to mention. This one's more about character development, so there isn't sex in this one. That will come later, promise. Second, this story involves a second language. Wh...
*Author's note* *Hey, it's me, the author. Skip this if you want, I care not, it's just some things I want to clear up before you read. I'm an 18-year-old male, and this is my first story, so any comments and feedback is highly appreciated. And yes, I actually am a pizza delivery guy. And yes, this is one of my best fantasies. So, I decided to transcribe it...
Morning arrived way too soon. My eyes were reddened and sensitive and nowhere near ready to be opened. Regardless, I rolled out of bed and headed for the bathroom. While starting my bathwater, I went back to the bedroom to get bath salts and proper undergarments. After all, I could not meet Him without proper attire and he had been quite adamant about what I...
Qingu cocked his head watching the delectable mortal as she went through the process of denial that all mortals seemed to do when meeting a god. Her outrage was delicious. It smelled of equal parts desperation and desire. Even though he had been imprisoned for the last hundred thousand years, brought low by Marduk, the son of a hyena and treacherous mate o...
It came like a bolt from the blue. Literally. Kara was flying, it was a clear sky, then bam, lightning bolt. She wasn't even sure she could be struck by lightning—whoever heard of it hitting a moving target?—by suddenly she was pinwheeling down, ricocheting between two buildings to land face down in an alley like the first scene in an episode of CSI. Groanin...
"...and in conclusion, remember what it means to be a counselor at Camp Wakanaki. The little ones will be coming in tomorrow, so make sure everything around camp is ready by then." John yawned, and couldn't wait to get out of the musky cabin where Leila Saunders, the senior counselor, was giving his final briefing before the kids were expected to arrive. The...
Adrienne had been fairly satisfied about her marriage to Giacomo Navarocci, a traveling businessman, whose company seemed to take him away from their Cayman Islands house a lot. She didn't mind, because she used him for his apparently large salary and expense account, as she was in the Caymans dodging taxes, and could not access her ex's alimony checks. She...
"AAAARRRGH! NUUAARRRGH! HHHWWWOARRRRGH!" The sound of her voice in the clips was burned into my memory, repeating and horrifying me, driving me mad as I lay there in my dark room. Mom, my loving doting StepMom, was there on those internet sex sites. The same woman who'd brought me up and who I naturally felt she was my Mom, as I was a baby when Dad met her....