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X-Men: Blue Flu

by gorel29 on Jul 5, 2018
Fan Fiction

Morning broke on the Xavier estate, its students just getting woken up for the morning classes and the staff preparing to teach them. The kitchen was busy with Emma brewing a pot of vanilla coffee while Logan read from the newspaper in his hands, the plum of cigar smoke trailing up as Kitty and Scott walked in, a muffin in Shadowcat's mouth and almost droppi...

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Be careful what you wish for

by Proguiller on Apr 22, 2025

Gwen slammed the door into her small apartment after returning from a day at the mall with her best friend. She would have been very enjoyable, if it weren't for one thing that made her bitter, her seasonal allergies. Her eyes were irritated and watery, she felt her throat dry, her nose constantly runny and, to top it off, she sneezes every two by three. She...

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Darkly Sensuous

by Skada on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

Opening his front door a bit more heavily than was strictly necessary, Owen sloshed inside, his long, silky black hair in wet clumps, some of it plastered to his face, and his dark clothing completely stuck to his muscular form. Puddles formed on his floor with each squishing step, before he paused just inside his apartment (which he affectionately referred...

The Dreamery

by Skada on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

The tiny silver bell at the top of the heavy door would not cease in its irritating jangling as customer after customer stomped into the cramped and crowded store, shaking snow and slush in all directions. The turnout was surprising considering it was Christmas Eve, and many had already finished their shopping. With a half-hearted sniffle, Shawn tried not to...

Murphy Rules 02 - Taken

by Rugrat60 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

They called themselves The Q'Old and they named their star Kron and they called their home planet Dunzar, which orbited a yellow dwarf star similar to Sol. It was located two hundred seventy eight light years counter spin, according to galactic rotation and thirty-four light years closer to the galactic core and forty-two above. Their planet was the fourth o...

Snow White Ch. 02

by *Snatch on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

The seven dwarves stood beside the bed in awe of Snow White's beauty, and of her exposed tit... Dopey's hand reached out, he was about to touch her breast when Doc slapped it away, frowning at him. "Who's the bitch?" asked Grumpy in his usual grouchy way. "I'm not sure who she might be..." answered Doc, shrugging his shoulders. Sneezy was rubbing his crot...

Watch Your Drink

by Skada on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

Cara was disgusted. "Don't you know any better than to let someone else get you a drink? Didn't anyone ever tell you not to accept anything that has already been opened? What are you, new to the scene?" The dead weight dragging behind her did not answer with anything more than a quiet groan. "I don't know why I'm doing this," Cara mumbled, half to herself, h...

Futanari Ballbusting: Maize Maze

by RichardPercival on Jan 20, 2020
BDSM

It was many years ago on a certain autumn night, out in the countryside that the events of this story took place. There wasn't a cloud in the sky, and the large, full moon provided more than enough illumination to see. Three friends, on a test of courage, entered the Maize Maze. The eldest, 24, was a 5'5, busty woman named Mattie. She was bundled up in a z...

The Grateful Virus Ch. 01

by jadling on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

This storyline is open for contributions by other authors - see the "missing chapters" chapter for more on this. All events and characters are fictional. Copyright 2007 by James Adling. All rights reserved. Note: This first chapter has no sex. Also note: This story is not for everybody. The sexual fantasy here is very specific, and I'm sure many will not...

The Grateful Virus Ch. 03

by jadling on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

All events and characters are fictional. Copyright 2007 by James Adling. All rights reserved. Note: This chapter has no sex. The next two more than make up for this. * Chapter 3 Jim's room was directly across from Jen et al. Hoping not to tip off any of the girls about where his room was, he waited at the end of the hall for a few minutes, then crept b...