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Product Safety

by dv8bhavyr on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

Dear Sirs; After living for years with a member of the itty bitty titty committee, and listening to her complaints when my eyes would get distracted, I was fascinated to see your product. I have read all of the testimonials, and still I find it almost unbelievable, however since you offer a money back guarantee, I am willing to take a chance. I am enclosing...

The Perfect Porn

by GratefulFred on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Captain Billy and crew had returned to port with a 300 lb swordfish harvest. After removing the empty tubes of anal lube, they netted around 20 ounces of edible sellable product. Not quite enough to buy a decent beer but the piss flavored draft would hit the spot as good as any. In the local watering hole in Gloucester, the talk revolved around getting lai...

Healthy Behavior

by BrettLynn on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Yes, it's a new series, fans of mine. I know you like Marilyn, but she's on hiatus. Deal. Anyway, I do have something interesting for you. It's an unusual tale, but then again, my writing tastes have proven to be a bit unusual. I'm about as mainstream as N'Sync is underground. So without further ado, let's get started. Oh, and yadda yadda yadda over 18 to re...

Dicks n' Cunts

by FuckFic on Apr 29, 2025

I'm an average guy. I wake up every day at 5:15 AM, on the dot. I work a basic, fastfood job. I live in a studio apartment by myself. And I just recently moved to the city, but not just any city. Gotham City. Today started off like any other day, I wake up a little sore. I stretch my joints and muscles until my body shakes. And I go about doing my morning ro...

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Getting It Off My Chest

by dirtyjoe69 on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

a.k.a A Rant from Dirtyjoe * Note to all: opinions expressed in this rant are just that, opinions. I have added a little humor to lighten the subjects. However; if hot topics upset you then please do not read this rant! * Hey peeps, my name is Dirtyjoe and today I am going to splash some of the opinions I have, and others I have heard over the years, down...

The Office Tease

by MagicFingers on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Mara worked as a marketing manager for a popular software company in Silicon Valley in the bay area of Northern California. As a graduate of nearby Stanford University, with a dual degree in Marketing and Engineering, she understood her product and job very well. In her younger days, she did whatever was necessary to learn her craft, from studying the market...

USL Female Wrestlers: Roster 02

by USLMAN on Feb 6, 2018
Fetish

Name: Anna Renner Gender: Female Age: 28 Height: 5'10 Weight: 165 lbs. Hair: Long red Eyes: Brown Style: Humiliation/Submission Preferred moves: Humiliation moves, smothers, sexual moves, leg locks, chokes, technical moves, dirty moves. Personality: Anna is a very competitive fighter, desiring victory at any means necessary. If anything tries to tak...

Not Just Another WACC Story Too

by PTBzzzz on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

There is no outright sex in this story. It was written as a sequel to Just another WACC story. Hopefully it will stand alone also, too, as well. You should know my story style by now; if you hate my way of writing, please do not bother to comment. Rudeness will get you a visit to the round file. * I left the Baltimore office and transferred to San Diego a...

Fat Sharon's Fun Alone Ch. 01

by JulesEngland on Aug 16, 2017
Fetish

The continuation of "Fat Sharon's Fun Alone, Ch.1", I have plans for further stories, but do not intend them to be 'continuations' of this story. Thank You for your feedback on my previous story, it's good to know that you have enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. ***** Sharon deliberately took her time, with small steps and an exaggerated...

Lattés and Logic Pt. 02

by LostOnTheRoad on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Thanks for the follows on my first effort. I hope you enjoy part two, this one has a little less philosophy and more carnal knowledge. ***** Bruce "Jesus, no!" I whisper shouted, "Are you crazy? Not here! People can see!" I put my hand under her chin and pulled her back up so that she was sitting beside me in the booth. She reached her near hand over to r...