Idiot Stories

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Unspecial Night

by Goldeniangel on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Janie cursed as she swerved, the car veering around the idiot who decided to suddenly stop for no reason. Ok, well probably reason in his eyes... about 50 yards ahead there was a red light. Apparently that meant that he had to slow down to 15 miles an hour NOW. She hated the idiot "Defensive" drivers who were actually more of a threat than the speed demons....

The Truest Revenge Ch. 01

by KillerWithWords on Sep 13, 2017
BDSM

The Truest Revenge "Eric. I need to have a word with you," said my boss with a firm look on his face. "Have a seat." The frown which he normally wore was widened today. "There seems to be a problem." "What sort of problem?" "You." I stared at him with shock, I was a perfect employee. "Me?" I asked in horror. "Don't give me that bullshit, Eric. This is t...

The Countess Ch. 19

by pbon44 on Mar 31, 2020
Erotic Couplings

"Good morning, darling. Did you sleep well?" said Sara who was sitting on a chair next to the bed. "I feel better than I have, I missed having you with me," I said. Sara picked up a thin object and held it over my mouth. "Let's check your temperature," said Sara. I took the thermometer and put it under my tongue and waited for it to beep. I looked at the...

Gavin Screws Up

by GemmaRaphael on Aug 30, 2017
Erotic Couplings

He did NOT just say that. Did he? But of course he did Ellie, you idiot... You've chased him until he practically had no choice but to screw you. You know better than to think a man's going to knock back sex, even with a fat, ugly whore like you, given enough encouragement. You thought he liked you? Idiot. Hang on Ellie, (her more rational self tries to i...

Delivery Man Delivers

by Holly_Forbes on Dec 10, 2019
Toys & Masturbation

Hearing the gate open, I jump up from the sofa and go to open the front door, but not without a quick glance in the mirror on the way. There he is, the delivery guy, looking hot and a little sweaty from carrying heavy boxes. 'Fuck, he's fit' I think, as he smiles and rummages around in his pocket. A huge box of dog food, 'Oh Christ' I sigh inwardly, feeling...

Penny's Dad Comes for a Visit

by fearthisss on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, and Raj were gathered in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment discussing who was the bravest character in the Marvel universe when Sheldon's phone rang. "Hello. Yes, the elevator's out of order. You'll have to use the stairs. Of course you can. Pizza dates back to the 16th century, while the first elevator was not installed until 1852....

He Knew What I Was

by Skye_sub on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

I am truck driver in a male dominated field but I'm good at my job and have learned quickly not to take any shit. That was, until I met Jack. The day it all started I was a little late and had to meet the consultant in his shack. As I entered, he was on the phone and held up his hand to quiet me before I had said anything. It'd been a frustrating day thus...

Holiday on Ice

by alexbernaise on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

One evening last May, I came home from work and found a surprising message on my machine. It was Moriah Jacobs, a woman I'd met at a party on New Year's Eve in San Diego. She and I had talked for over an hour and really hit it off. We'd even discussed spanking in a round about sort of way. She gave me her number and I gave her mine. I left a message on her m...

Losing My Shorts

by TheNakedGinger on Jun 19, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

My buddies and I decided to take a half-day to visit a local water park. Temperatures were rising and visiting Splash City during the weekend was out of the question if you didn't want to be in 2 hour lines just to ride something for 2 minutes, while being surrounded by screaming kids. Little did we know most people seemed to have had the same idea. At lea...

Outwitting the Fox Ch. 04

by kitten101 on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

"He got me pregnant." Alexia whimpered, bursting into a fresh set of tears. "On purpose?" Jess asked, trying, and failing to picture Rider doing something so devious. "No not on purpose! But I'm pregnant, and it's all his fault. I have to have a baby! I'm too young! What if they catch up with me?? What if they kill her? I can't have a baby now! There's t...