Idiot Stories

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Mea Culpa

by Sean Renaud on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

It's not my fault, it really isn't. I know that it's not my fault but there is a wide chasm between knowing something and feeling something. It's something that people who've never experienced that gap between reality and realization can never truly relate to but that doesn't make it any less true. Saying that it's not my fault, looking at the facts none of...

Three J's and an S Go Skiing Day 06 Pt. 02

by The_Technician on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

= = = = = = = Four young college girls on a skiing vacation have to find other things to do when an excess of new snow traps them in their cabin. This is the ninth in this series and continues the adventures of The Three J's and Sara at Mountain Lodge Resort. This story might make more sense if you have read the previous days of "Three J's and an S Go Ski...

In Her Father's Footsteps Ch. 13

by Latina on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Erotic Adventures of Sexy British Super-Spy Jane Bond "Oh-yez, oh-yez, oh-yez! Divorce court in and for the City of London is now in session. All persons having business before this court, please direct your attention. Honorable Judge Prunella T. McCracken presiding. All rise, please." The judge entered from left, looking stately in her black robe, yet mat...

Revenge of the Nerd Ch. 11

by rpsuch on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

I had always looked forward to my parents' parties in the past. I would be provided with additional opportunities, like a salesman getting live leads. This year it didn't satisfy. I was starting to look at the guys as people, rather than opportunities, and I didn't much care for them as people. Was I becoming enlightened? If so, life was much easier when I...

Surefoot 17: The Cat & the Khanari

by Surefoot on Dec 26, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

The signal came through loud and clear, certainly enough to betray the anxiety behind the woman's voice. "Attention Orion vessels! This is Captain Naomi Li of the Independence of the Stars! I am ordering you to cease your attack on this vessel immediately! You are in violation of Federation Law!" From his seat on the bridge of the slaver ship supervising th...

Were in the City Ch. 04

by freetowrite2020 on Feb 10, 2020
NonHuman

It was definitely not their finest hour. Liam and Jacob made it back home, limping and wincing as they left a bloody trail through the kitchen to the downstairs bathroom. They were both very capable field medics and had a well-stocked medical kit, so they got to work patching each other up. Bites and tears were simple things to treat; the deep bullet gouges...

Wolf Man Ch. 08

by DirtyAliceBlack on Sep 25, 2017
NonHuman

(God I'm really sorry about the many mistakes on the last one, this time I printed it off and corrected as I went along so hopefully you won't have to deal with errors. Sorry it took so long to post it as well. Hope you guys find it's worth the wait, if not let me know anyway so I can improve the next one. AlicexXxx) * The bastard put pressure on the knife...

Invasion of the Alien Breeding and Boobfucking Slimeworms

by PrevertOne on Sep 19, 2017
NonHuman

Invasion of the Alien Breeding and Boobfucking Slimeworms: A Parody Author's note: the story takes place in the same universe as and is a parody of "Invasion of the Carnivorous Alien Worms" by Doc Dweeb. The story is written with his permission...really. * "It was a late spring day, early evening on a Friday, when people saw what they thought was a shooti...

Surprise Moves in the Theatre

by ImpossibleFind on Sep 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Co-authored by ImpossibleFind and Hemingway * * * * * I’ve got to tell you about a most incredible experience I had last week. Ok, ya, sure, you’re thinking I made all this up. Well, read it and believe! There it was, a crappy Thursday night. I was feeling anxious and itchy and decided to go to the movies. I wanted to be alone; what better place than in a...

Latina Psycho-Bitch

by Middleagepoet on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

I was driving back to my hotel one evening while on a business trip when I noticed the car in front of me tailgating the car in front of him. This was a fairly normal occurrence traveling from Cape Canaveral to Cocoa Beach because part way into town the speed suddenly drops from forty-five miles per hour to thirty-five miles per hour. Of course under normal...