Idiot Stories

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The Incubus's Heart Ch. 01

by PDreadful on Sep 23, 2019
Novels and Novellas

This story is a long, slow burn. I promise it gets smutty, with lots of male/female action, male/male/female action, bondage, denial, and other kinks, as well as lots of supernatural drama. Thank you for giving it a chance, and I hope you like it. -PDreadful Seneca Mahon was bored. Dinner was taking too long, and Chip was talking about some type of fighting...

Blind Date

by cariadferch-usa on Apr 28, 2016
Romance

"Stupid rat's nest." You mutter staring into your bathroom mirror as you wrestle with your dirty blonde hair that has always been too thick to primp easily. Your blind date will be over within the hour and though you have some trepidation, there is also excitement, but at the very least you will look your best. Being in your mid thirties and recent...

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From Troll to My Prince Charming Ch. 02

by NicoleChiTown82 on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Later that evening, I walked into a bar and noticed three faces. One face was that of someone I wasn't sure I wanted to ever see again. Little did I know, he was aware of my presence and doing the same exact thing. Across the bar, sat a man and two friends drinking vodka and scotch. They were talking about their day and since he didn't want his friends kno...

The Beginning of Stupid

by eldumbo on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

The Art of Being Stupid Begins Friday May 15th, 1981 was about to be the greatest day of my life. When the sun went down that evening I would still be a jackass but at least there'd be some improvement in this wretched thing called the being I was. After twenty-eight years of being an idiot, I was finally getting laid. Thank God for that angel by the name o...

Fuck Me Maybe Ch. 01

by Jackson_Collins on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Ethan sat alone in the corner of a crowded bar in downtown Toronto, sipping a beer he really needed. Work was getting more and more stressful every day, and Ethan found that a beer or two in the evening really calmed him down. Unfortunately for Ethan, his family had a history of alcoholism, which he was very afraid he would continue. His solution to this...

Postal Annoyance Ch. 01

by TeaLight on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Okay, so this is different from my first attempt at writing due to some interesting feedback about sticking to writing from a female perspective. Fingers crossed that this is a bit better. "We apologise for any inconvenience that you've suffered, but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do to help you with your issue." The blue rinsed woman informed me as...

Terrorists are Stupid Reprise

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

On November 5th, Army psychiatrist Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, also known as the Fort Hood shooter, went through Ft. Hood with a handgun, equipped with a laser sight, and went on a shooting spree. Not too long ago, I mentioned that Terrorists Are Stupid. The more I learn about Maj. Hasan, the more evidence I have. For those of you who are not familiar with...

A Night with My Asian Doll Pt. 01

by RONIN1869 on May 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

PREFACE The language in this story can get quite vulgar towards the end. It is not meant to do anything but titillate readers and the subjects of the story. If you're turned off by dirty talk or unbridled sex (vs. romance), then this fantasy* missive is not for you. You'd be better moving to another story. This story clocks in with three parts at 7,000 word...

In Her Father's Footsteps Ch. 14

by Latina on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Erotic Adventures of Sexy British Super-Spy Jane Bond The judge couldn't contain herself any longer. As she watched Brad and Wendy fucking like crazed, horny animals on the prosecutor's table top, Judge McCracken raised the hem of her judicial robe, answering the age-old question about what judges wear underneath. At least in her case, the answer was "nothi...

Geoff's Korean Nightmare

by Vitaxis on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

8 PM in South Korea and I'm last one in the office. The report is saved and almost all the lights are out in our open landscape. Home is only a stroll away so why not, I reason, as I open an incognito tab and start browsing. A middle aged man stands with heads on his head taking several slaps aimed carefully at his crotch, as I watch mesmerized. Transfixed...