Idiot Stories

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Ich bin Er?!?

by withoutachance on Feb 19, 2012
Non-English (dated)

Piep, Piep, Piep.... *gäääähn.... Halb im Schlaf haue ich auf den Wecker - oder versuche es zumindest. Denn der steht nicht da wo er sollte. Nach einem zweiten Tasten rüber auf meine Bettseite erwische ich das Ding und schalte es aus. Man fühle ich mich gerädert... Gestern abend haben Thorsten und ich uns heftig gestritten. Er wollte mich unbedingt von hinte...

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Welcome to the M.I.L.K. Pt. 01

by CKline on May 22, 2018
Fetish

Dear Diary, Not even two weeks after I finally graduate from high school and I got a letter, it's from the Bureau of Human Resources; I have been drafted into becoming a "governmentally employed milk distributor". Whatever that means. I know that America hasn't used cows for dairy products in, like, twenty years but I've never even been to a farm. This soun...

Ideal Day 01

by Dragonologist on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

Ideal Day # 1 Every person has in mind what an "ideal day" would be like in regards to their sexual desires. That day also changes as their life changes or as the mood of any given day strikes them. What follows is my version of one such "ideal day" for today. Other may follow if the mood strikes and if someone asks for another. As the person who normally...

The Orgasm Games

by Sraifer on Apr 1, 2019
Fetish

((Hey everyone! Quick little bit before we hop in. This is a little spoof of "The Hunger Games". I thought the idea could be fun to toy around with if it was sexual. Obviously some things needed to change! All characters herein are at least 18 years old! And its been a long time since I've read the hunger games. So if things don't add up quite righ...

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Bailey Ch. 02

by Daniel5421 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

That night Bailey and I slept together, not as in sex, but just sleep. I held her in my arms while we slept, I felt so great it felt like I could take on an army. When I woke up she had her head on my chest. For another hour I just watched her sleep, she was so beautiful I wanted to paint her and put it in a museum labeled "The Beautiful Woman", but sadly...

Nursing an E.M.T.

by ZZ_Todd on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

I was working the 6 p.m. to 6 a.m. shift when it happened. My medic partner and I had just returned from a bullshit call where someone in the projects "fell out" then decided they didn't want transported, so we rolled an ALS unit for nothing. We settled in the recliners in the crew lounge to watch "South Park" figuring we'd likely get to see the entire episo...

Skool Daze

by Spiritfist on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

The metallic scream of the bell heralded yet another hour of torment for Nicholas Wellings. It was 10 o'clock Tuesday morning and time for another 60 minutes of mind destroying mathematics. The very mention of the word arithmetic sent a wave of nausea through Wellings' stomach. Within the confines of the maths room his body co-ordination seemed to leave hi...

Hacking the Sim

by robyna on Apr 10, 2021
Science Fiction

Welcome to Hacking the Sim. I hope you'll select the "Game" version as this will allow you to make additional choices. Also, you can customize your own name and that of your wife and best friend by clicking the Customize tab in the upper right. Enjoy the game and be sure to check out my other CHYOA stories. Warning, this story starts out on sort of...

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First Time Squirting

by Ricohxxx on Aug 31, 2017
First Time

Well tonight's the night!! After weeks of messaging and a few photos exchanged we are finally meeting up. He looks fit in his pics. Gorgeous cheeky smile, piercing blue eyes, sexy toned body and his full sleeve tattoos look soooo horny. Every other photo he sends me are of him in his tight white boxers shining against his dark tanned skin and he is certa...

Zaka's Wings

by Mad_Librarian on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Zaka opened her eyes to the ring of fire surrounding her. She grumbled knowing she was still fighting the asshole and trying to escape. She just wanted the fight over with more than anything at the moment, as the past several days flashed by in her mind. The announcement about the true form of humans; the crying and confusion as people shifted into their cr...