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Geeks Never Get Any: Julianne

by HungryGuy on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Foreword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. Operators of erotic story web sites, whether free or fee-based, have my permission to post my st...

Anthology

by WFEATHER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, is an interesting concept: write at least 50,000 words in thirty days or less, specifically during the month of November. With an average of 1,666.667 words per day required to remain on track to meet this goal, it truly is a test of quantity over quality. One of my resolutions for 2008 was to "win" NaNoWriMo, despi...

Spreadsheet Formulas

by tkoberon on Dec 25, 2019
Erotic Couplings

"That formula has circular references, sweetheart!" my boss told me as I titillated her clitoris with the head of my cock. Oh, so she's more of a vaginal than a clitoral, I thought to myself and changed tack. Is that normal with Indian women, I wondered. I drew out and she seemed to panic. "Vhere are you going?" as she shoved me back in with her hands on m...

Excel for Dummies

by simply_cyn on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sean sat down at his computer almost heavily, dreading this part of the assignment in particular. He was never any good with these damned things and now he had to his hard-researched information into an Excel spreadsheet. He hadn't even used this particular program before. This was going to be just fucking great! Sighing, he booted up the machine and flippe...

How a Brute King Rebuilt a Kingdom.

by Diggitydog6 on Apr 22, 2025

Principality of Amidonia, hardly a **** to be reckoned with; with a dictatorial aristocracy hellbent on retaking the lands lost to them by the Kingdom of Elfrieden. Gaius Amidonia the eighth, made stared eagerly at the sudden accession of Souma Kazuya; throwing Elfrieden into a civil war. The Three Dukes, itself a system to prevent tyrants, two of them had d...

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Co-Worker Fantasy Pt. 09

by TheOldLady on May 7, 2019
Erotic Couplings

She smiled, excited by the attention. She reread the note "Peaches, I don't wrap things, but I saw this and I was THINKING about you and your train ride" She enjoyed knowing he thought of her when she wasn't around. The box was relatively lightweight and she didn't have any guesses on what could be inside. She shook it a little bit but that didn't help ei...

How to Give Characters Random Names

by cheetah83 on Sep 16, 2017
How To

When I started writing erotic fiction on Literotica a year ago I vowed never to give characters names of people I know. Well, about 10 months and 12 stories later I found out I was out of names. I either didn't know enough names or I knew too many people (I hope it's the latter). So when I exhausted the appelations of my obnoxious flatmates and the mean girl...

The Men's Movement in America

by Samuelx on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

My name is Steve Maverick. A big and tall, reasonably good-looking young black man living in the great state of Massachusetts. I’m a rather unusual character. A man with many hobbies and interests. I like to write erotic fiction stories. I like to travel to different cities and meet new people. I’m kind of adventurous. Oh, and I’ve been called paranoid but w...

My Hidden Talent

by Bakeboss on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

All my life I've searched for that one thing I'm good at and then to launch my career using that hidden talent. I definitely have been a 'Jack of all trades and master of none' my whole life. My father always told me that practice makes perfect and I believed him, it was just I searched for a natural talent of some kind and when I found it then I always thou...

Andi's Sexual Exploits, Episode 01

by FunGirlAndi on Jun 5, 2018
Erotic Couplings

Confession to My Boyfriend "Hey Chris, come over here and sit with me on the couch. I did something today that I thought I'd never do. I didn't plan it; it's something that just happened. I'm not sure if you're going to be mad, hurt, or maybe turned on. Regardless, I need to make a confession: There is a guy at work named Aaron. He doesn't work in my depar...